One of the craziest things to happen to me in this hobby is...

Alright people. Let me start.
At a provider's incall, she made an excuse to leave the room with the donation. I didnt feel safe so I left after pondering a minute. She called me right away mad as fuck that I left. I made a uturn and she was glad cause we both had a good time. She was my ATF for a little while. I loved the way her eyes roll back in her head when I kissed her punani.

Over 15 yrs ago, I saw an escort in Atlantic City. It was my very first time with a provider. I just wanted a few HJs but I wanted to play with a vib on her. Her only rule with the vib was not in her ass. It was a 90 min date. I used a vib on her for at least 45 min. She was FDAU the whole time. I was running the vib over her clit, going in her pussy and over starfish constantly but following the rules. I know she didnt want to cum. She was quiet but the longer we went, her hands were clenching the sheets. I started to focus on her starfish more and she finally asked if I was an ass man, to which I said yes. She started rubbing her clit while I buzzed her asshole. She finally said, OMG, just put it in my ass. I did and for the next 3 minutes, she was bucking and moaning until she came. She went to the barhroom right away, came out and said she couldnt take it anymore and had to cum. She said she had used a vib on her own ass before but never let a guy do it. I felt special! Ha ha

Over 15 yrs ago, I saw an escort in Atlantic City. It was my very first time with a provider. I just wanted a few HJs but I wanted to play with a vib on her. Her only rule with the vib was not in her ass. It was a 90 min date. I used a vib on her for at least 45 min. She was FDAU the whole time. I was running the vib over her clit, going in her pussy and over starfish constantly but following the rules. I know she didnt want to cum. She was quiet but the longer we went, her hands were clenching the sheets. I started to focus on her starfish more and she finally asked if I was an ass man, to which I said yes. She started rubbing her clit while I buzzed her asshole. She finally said, OMG, just put it in my ass. I did and for the next 3 minutes, she was bucking and moaning until she came. She went to the barhroom right away, came out and said she couldnt take it anymore and had to cum. She said she had used a vib on her own ass before but never let a guy do it. I felt special! Ha ha Originally Posted by MrNyceGuy

Wow. Sounds like you were the provider.

I actually had THIS happen to me once. So I go to see this chick on BP (yeah, yeah...I know, but lemme finish), and she is clearly a bait and switch, not nearly as hot as the pics indicate. But I'm there, the other head is doing all the talking, so I end up staying. She's giving me a beej, a very good one might I add (she was a little on the plus size, but had nice hip to waist ratio), and after a few minutes she goes, "I'm sorry, but it's that time of the month. We can't do anything else. But you can [go further] with my friend."

If you've been in the hobby more than a day, you know this is one of those moments where appointments go south and you kick yourself in the head for not ignoring the red flags that got you to this point.

After a brief moment of sigh and 'here we go again' demeanor, I reluctantly agree, knowing that most likely someone as big as her or bigger will come out of that bathroom (yeah, that's where she was hiding at).

Instead, what comes strolling out of that bathroom was what looked like a young, nicely built Brazilian. Not quite the typical Brazilian, with a big booty and hips everywhere, but maybe a year away from that. She was slim, but had signs that curviness is in her future. I don't even think she spoke English.

Still thinking some BS is going on, I say, "Hey, I don't have any more money." The one who gave the bj goes, "No, no. You don't have to pay anymore."

My fucking eyes LIGHT UP!! Like, 'oh, shit!!!'

Long story short, I end up banging the young, hotter one (gave her the sweet stroke...nothing rough), basically getting a 2 on 1, for next to nothing (think I might've spend .80, or a bill).

Looking back on the whole thing, They were probably real new to the business. I didn't go into the appointment planning to get over. I just got thrown a jackpot deal, and took it. It was great. Definitely one of my better BP visits. Hell, that beat out some of my Eccie encounters.

About that staying off BP thing that everyone loves to preach...

My best encounter came from BP, Randall. Girl didn't have a grasp on the market but fucked like she'd been doing it for 20+ years. She never comes to east TX anymore, even though I call her time and time again trying to convince her otherwise. I'm starting to troll more often on bp for more of those hidden gems.

I've had the old "bathroom visit" happen to me more than once.

It goes this way:

She's all nice as shit, starts taking off her clothes, and of course she waits until I'm drawsless and then says, "I need to go to the bathroom". She comes out and has a different attitude. Once in the shitter, she texts her partner in crime. If you're lucky and you already have a hard-on, it's sometimes possible to get in a few strokes before the inevitable happens.

Knock, knock: Open the fucking door!" The whore (with surprised look LOL!!!): "Oh shit, it's my "insert euphemism for pimp". You better get dressed!!!" Of course, they let me leave with no problem as a couple of her big black "friends" walk in as I walk out.

Happens sometimes with cheap whores and skanks, man. But you gotta pay your dues and learn the game before you know better.

Went in to the providers motel room. She was on the phone. I put the donation down and started to undress. Then she started cussing and arguing with whoever she was talking to On the phone, then slammed the phone down. I asked her what was going on and she said "the motel manager is giving me shit". Then came the pounding on the door. She told me to go hide in the bathroom. I heard them arguing for a while then the door slammed. I was worried the manager was going to call the police. So I said screw this and asked for my money back. She wouldn't give it back but I didn't want to argue with her because I was afraid the cops would show up. As I walked out the door the manager was standing there but he didn't say anything to me.

Not sure if it counts as a crazy moment, but in the middle of my very first session, a BP provider, she offered to do BBFS. I politely declined.

I've had the old "bathroom visit" happen to me more than once.

It goes this way:

She's all nice as shit, starts taking off her clothes, and of course she waits until I'm drawsless and then says, "I need to go to the bathroom". She comes out and has a different attitude. Once in the shitter, she texts her partner in crime. If you're lucky and you already have a hard-on, it's sometimes possible to get in a few strokes before the inevitable happens.

Knock, knock: Open the fucking door!" The whore (with surprised look LOL!!!): "Oh shit, it's my "insert euphemism for pimp". You better get dressed!!!" Of course, they let me leave with no problem as a couple of her big black "friends" walk in as I walk out.

Happens sometimes with cheap whores and skanks, man. But you gotta pay your dues and learn the game before you know better. Originally Posted by albundy

Wow. Dat shit crazy.