Tucson's rules of the hobby

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1. Never pay for future service.
2. This hobby is for fun and excitement.

This is a start please feel free to add more rules.
3. Shower before showing up. If u dont know how to properly scrub (under rolls, uncircumsized, under a fupa... seek a tutor
4. deodorant is your friend
5. If done right every one parts with a smile.
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6 - Use the big head before you use the little head.
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8 If you feel the need to haggle over the price of something ... go buy a car.
9 Drama is not a fashion statement ... it does not enhance anyone's image.
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7-CIM don't leave home without it!
Never see intimate companionship as a "hobby" - game or sport
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9 Drama is not a fashion statement ... it does not enhance anyone's image. Originally Posted by LucadeJure
mmmmm please do not read my reviews
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  • 08-17-2013, 04:40 PM
Do your research. Men and women.
8. Women with mustaches and no teeth need love too?
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9. Always find something to compliment about and NO CBJ"S. Sorry got carried away.
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Always lick the bowl
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Be who you say you are or more importantly, be the girl in the pictures. And no, I don't mean the girl 15 years later with an additional 30 pounds of baggage.
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When you say open minded or fetish friendly or anything else that hints at an expanded menu, don't tell me you are CBJ and won't do Greek.
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The average looking girl who is a freak in the bed will do better in the hobby than a hot girl with limited options. When you find the hot girl who is the freak in the bed, you have found your ATF.
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