rumor has it

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Rumor has it that feinstein fetterman and elmer the fudd are chasing balloons filled with classified documents. NONE OF THIS CAN BE CONFIRMED. HOWEVER a close source has revealed these classified docs are really pics of trumpf having homosexual sex while in the white house. A second unnamed source has also come forward to corroborate the story.
Other rumors in science MAY HAVE PROOF that trumpies may be the direct descendants of the missing link. dna analysis to confirm. And in International news rumor has it putin has been seen many times with big ORANGE stains in his crotch area of his trousers. No word on what the unidentifiable substance could be? But WORD is that trumpf owns a dry cleaners and putin is his best customer.
More factual rumor news TO COME!
winn dixie's Avatar
rumor has it that telegram is really a far right think tank that studies just how gullible folk are.
And word is newsmax and oann way over estimated their worth and how many actual viewers they had. WAIT! THIS WAS CONFIRMED! They got the boot! snick snick
lol
winn dixie's Avatar
BREAKING rumor--

Again "I heard this but cant verify with a reputable source"

Jimmy Carter is not really in hospice! No hes not!

Carter and tim tebow are on a secret mission to the holy land looking for the cup of Christ!

Thats what I heard
winn dixie's Avatar
Rumor in the wind,

trumpf has a permanent proctologist on staff!

Word is the unnamed Dr. works overtime after trumpf has meetings with kim and especially putin.
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BREAKING rumor--

Again "I heard this but cant verify with a reputable source"

Jimmy Carter is not really in hospice! No hes not!

Carter and tim tebow are on a secret mission to the holy land looking for the cup of Christ!

Thats what I heard Originally Posted by winn dixie

Jesus H. Tebow Jimmy Earl Christ!

you can't mean that, Captain!


bahahahaa
VitaMan's Avatar
Revolving in the salt mind
winn dixie's Avatar
Adam Schiff could not have said it better.
winn dixie's Avatar
A correction to a rumor to be FAIR!

Carter And tebow are confirmed Not in the holy land!

The two of them are in utah doing missionary! snick
winn dixie's Avatar
Please! Can anyone confirm or post a link about bannon.

rumor is bannon was getting anyone of the street to attend cpac by personally tending to a Glory Hole.
Word is trumpfs personal protologist was seen at cpac.

edit add: This was due to the fact that 4 thousand tickets sold but only around 2 thousand showed up. trump desperately needed the image of a full room.
winn dixie's Avatar
Another rumor fresh outta the wind,

At night gaetz and desantis wear crotchless lederhosen
and site pages outta mein kampf while mtg pegs da boff of em

Fact checkers on this one are pretty confident
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
Revolving in the salt mind Originally Posted by VitaMan
his head is obviously revolving.
winn dixie's Avatar
rumor has it,

No matter how much trumpies hoop n hollar bout these jan 6th tapes. They aint gonna change a thing. Except give them more conspiracy theories to boast about.
A gullible group they are.

Fact checkers have concluded this statement is CORRECT
winn dixie's Avatar
Some comedy relief ,

trumpies are now defending tucker and fox over ratings and fox someday showing these nothing burger tapes.

Yet their fuhrer trumpf is shitting and pissing all over fox.

Cant make this type of desperation up! SNICK

Fact Checkers conclude this a hunert percent correct

No rumor here