Rumor has it that feinstein fetterman and elmer the fudd are chasing balloons filled with classified documents. NONE OF THIS CAN BE CONFIRMED. HOWEVER a close source has revealed these classified docs are really pics of trumpf having homosexual sex while in the white house. A second unnamed source has also come forward to corroborate the story.
Other rumors in science MAY HAVE PROOF that trumpies may be the direct descendants of the missing link. dna analysis to confirm. And in International news rumor has it putin has been seen many times with big ORANGE stains in his crotch area of his trousers. No word on what the unidentifiable substance could be? But WORD is that trumpf owns a dry cleaners and putin is his best customer.
More factual rumor news TO COME!