CAPTION THIS: What's Going Through His Mind?

Damn that smells good.

If I offer to massage her feet, will she think I'm sensitive?, or just a pervert for wanting to look up her dress? Or will she even catch on?

Faaaaabulous shoes. I wonder if I can get them in size 12...

fuck if don't get her to buy my story.
somebody will hit on my slut errr girl friend

Dayum! I picked the wrong day to give up sex

If I lick her shoulder, will she rape me or will I get beat.

Would those shoes make my ankles look big, if not do they come in my size.

I dont see what all the straight people see in chics.

Sniff... Sniff...

If I had a car, some money, a job and didn't live with my parents, I could totally have my nails done like that

I'm gonna tell her I invented Facebook.

Why does she have to be MY sister???

pumps pumps oh you mean shoes not hump hump hump

Sung.....

"Something in the way....she smells......
Attracts me like no other lover."