Providers got their rant. Guys whats yours?

Fell free to let us know. This is a learning experience.

What's a "prover"?

? What ever do you mean?

My rant is not so much with providers as it is with the sections on this forum for reviews. I don't think that all independent providers should be grouped for reviews in the same section. Also I do not see the need for Agency to have it's on section as it is ultimately the provider who gets reviewed after all unless you want to review conduct that the provider doesn't control which should be reviewed in the "Other Reviews" section. Grouping most of the providers mean that it tends to group most of the hobbyist together to read and comment, and that tends to make the board seem like a high school locker room at times. My example would be.


HDH Reviews: Rates $400 & Up per hr.
VIP Courtesan Reviews: Everything is on the menu
GFE Escort Reviews: GFE (Not a Clock watcher, BBBJ, DFK, DATY)
GFE Lite Reviews: Missing at least one of the services listed directly above
Call Girl Reviews: Incall Only Providers
Studio Reviews: No appointment needed
Hooker Reviews: Itemized Menu Providers
Strip Club Reviews: Strippers
Other Reviews Non explicit reviews
Wife Reviews: Wives, Baby Mamas, and IHP (In House Pussy)

So the review I do on carkiddo has to be on "IHP" section? I mean he is the Eccie IHP!

In no particular order

1. Provide BBBJ but not BLS (ball licking service). IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!( I am smooth and clean btw).

2. Wearing no makeup and wet hair while wearing "doing laundry" cloths. Now let me clarify this. I completely understand if I do not request this and a provider greets looking like my dry cleaner. It only pisses me off when I request it, she agrees to it YET NOT FULFILL my simple request. I recently PM'ed a provider, one I was planning on seeing that night, and told her that I was requesting certain cloths. What does junglemonkey like? Nice makeup, nice hair, , sexy lingerie, HEELS (My own personal fetish) and fishnets. She told me that she wanted to reschedule for another day because she really wanted to accommodate me. Now that says alot about this providers character. She did not say yes and showed up like she was doing Laundry. She wanted to do her best to accommodate ME. Kudos for customer service.

3. Post on this weeks Weekend Line Up to let us know you will be available from Tuesday-Thursday of next week.

4. Post on this weeks Weekend LIne up to let us know you will be in town from Tuesday-Thursday of next month.

21 year old Providers lecturing.

Do some living, experience life, then come and tell us all how it's done.

Just because a girl screwed the entire varsity football team two years ago does not mean every hobbyist is dying to get in her pants.

Non GFE providers, who claim and believe without a shadow of a doubt that they are GFE providers, not retiring.

WHEN THEY TYPE IN ALL CAPS, AS IF IT HELPS GET THE POINT ACROSS....

Mine is being negative towards others for what they say/do/type

Is a "Fell free" the same as a "free fall" to a "prover"?

Being totally oblivious to the fact that I have (a) spent my time and effort scheduling with her (b) taken off from work (c) gone home and showered and changed clothes and (d) driven halfway across town, only to be treated like some pile of shit after having looked forward to this for days.
Ladies if you ain't in the mood, ACT. If you can't act, McDonald's is hiring.

.... does not mean every hobbyist is dying to get in her pants. Originally Posted by Jackie S

"pants" ... now there is a "pet peave"!

If you can't act, McDonald's is hiring. Originally Posted by bbkid

Why crap up MickieDee's?

Ladies if you ain't in the mood, ACT. If you can't act, McDonald's is hiring. Originally Posted by bbkid

Hell even McDonalds requires thier employees to be customer oriented. The DMV or the Post Office might be a better fit.