Thinking of a name change

Something no one has or will immitate like Busty Beavis Beaver or Spongebob Hooker Pants.

Whaddaya think? Give me a name. Best one gets a hand job or something. Girls included...I got fancy finger work, lol!

You got a name? Bring that shit on!

There is one Charles Schulz PEANUTS
CARTOON which shows Lucy Van Pelt
having a serious discussion with
her little brother Linus.

LUCY: I wonder if I wouldn’t be more
popular if I had a new name. The wrong
name can be a real hindrance to a pe
rson’s functioning in society. I think a
name which is consistent with a pers
on’s personality is important. I wonder
what would be a good name for me.

LINUS: How about “Supermouth”?

POW!!! [Lucy slugs him!]

LINUS: I’ve got to stop this bus
iness of talking
without thinking.

Touche!!

I am kind of partial to Spongebob Hooker Pants.

betty buttphucter ?

Penelope pitstop

Attachment 286964 "Personally Scarlett....."

Well anyway... Why? Someone hacking your name? I think your handle is classy but if you want suggestions:

The artist formerly known as Scarlett Rossi

Scarlett DiRossi

Rhett's Scarlett

Salami Hider

Austin Undercovers

Sperm Bank Auto-Teller

Scarlett Cum Loudly

Ms. Anita Dickenme

Ms. Eileen Over

Penelope pitstop Originally Posted by sue_nami

NO LOT LIZARDS!

Lot lizard lmfao good one perfect

Sexy Rhonda Voo
Wilma Fingerdoo
Sharon McCooter
Ophelia Balzac
Mona Lott
Liz Onya (especially if'n ya wanna be know as Tha Edible Italian)
Ivana Weiner
Amanda Playwith

ME LUV U LONG TIME

Isadora Romanov

I love Spongebob

Ivana cumalot