Specials that Don't Work!

I love to run specials....I adore the attention I get from them, and really enjoy the new people they bring me...but here are a few that just would never work! Let me hear yours!

-Cash n Dash....see if you can catch me for your prize!
-Stab n Roll.....let's see how well you can play dead!
-Free BBBJ with a 1hr session.....and if you call now, spit included!
-The SO experience....25 nagging remarks during our session,
including 'Not now I got a headache' and 'You want to put it where?!?!'

I love to run specials....I adore the attention I get from them, and really enjoy the new people they bring me...but here are a few that just would never work! Let me hear yours!

-Cash n Dash....see if you can catch me for your prize!
-Stab n Roll.....let's see how well you can play dead!
-Free BBBJ with a 1hr session.....and if you call now, spit included!
-The SO experience....25 nagging remarks during our session,
including 'Not now I got a headache' and 'You want to put it where?!?!' Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

Junior High Special.
Relive your youth, extra charge for my Mom
to flip on the lights and start beating your ass.

Senior High Special.
Five minutes of GFE,and I tell you I'm pregnant.

I saw one once, I hope it was an honest mistake.

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Lol that's awesome,guys.

Too funny! lol

HeHe...

Uninhabited BLONDE MILF AVAiLABLE NOW open Minded - 32

This is an ad header I saved from BP....no idea who it belonged to but it somehow seemed appropos.

Uninhabited BLONDE MILF AVAiLABLE NOW open Minded - 32

This is an ad header I saved from BP....no idea who it belonged to but it somehow seemed appropos. Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist

Well, it does make sense....her mind was open, and her brain left her uninhabited...

I saw one once, I hope it was an honest mistake.

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LOL, I did that once and YES it was a typo...someone was kind enough to point that out to me before it was too late.

I know Heather Winston had a funny typo in her ad a few years ago..."Inmate Experience"...LOL we still laugh about that one today.

I know Heather Winston had a funny typo in her ad a few years ago..."Inmate Experience"...LOL we still laugh about that one today. Originally Posted by Nicole Preston

That is too funny. So would that be like a conjugal visit?

Tenz

"That is too funny. So would that be like a conjugal visit?"

I would suppose that would be one of the better "inmate experiences". Or at least better than " drop the soap."

LMAO, Those were very funny.

I like the ones that say no text, no email.... blah blah .... call me
they never put there number in the ad.