CAPTION THIS: Santa's Lap
I guess it would be possible to drop you off at Grandma's
ok about you knowing who's been bad or good and naughty or nice....just the bad naughty girls please
"If Prancer every pulls up lame, can this prancer fill in?"
Aren't you a little old for this sonny?
You were a little prick is why you didn't get a bike.
SANTA: "Gee whiz kid! Your ass is bony!"
KID: "Gee whiz Santa...your lap is bony!"
SANTA: "That's not my lap you're referring to."