It's been a couple of rough weeks

After getting my butt handed to me for the last two weeks, I've decided that I don't really feel like working next week. I need a break because the majority of the patients that I'm seeing lately are complete idiots, hypochondriacs, or drug seekers.

Here's my proposal to my fellow degenerates...If you take care of my manly needs over the next week with multiple providers of my choice, I will return to the healing superstar that I normally am and will let you all live vicariously through my adventures, I'm claiming that this is the first part of Obamacare. Let's heal the healers first.

Please contribute to my fund and watch how much happier my posts will be on the boards for a good couple of week, I take cash donations, or specific times given by the ladies, Please speak among yourselves to determine the level of my upcoming joyous week,

Thank you for your time and support. I'm sure you can deduct from you taxes as well,

WOW

After getting my butt handed to me for the last two weeks, I've decided that I don't really feel like working next week. I need a break because the majority of the patients that I'm seeing lately are complete idiots, hypochondriacs, or drug seekers.

Here's my proposal to my fellow degenerates...If you take care of my manly needs over the next week with multiple providers of my choice, I will return to the healing superstar that I normally am and will let you all live vicariously through my adventures, I'm claiming that this is the first part of Obamacare. Let's heal the healers first.

Please contribute to my fund and watch how much happier my posts will be on the boards for a good couple of week, I take cash donations, or specific times given by the ladies, Please speak among yourselves to determine the level of my upcoming joyous week,

Thank you for your time and support. I'm sure you can deduct from you taxes as well, Originally Posted by CoHorn

That was priceless

Oh Cohorn--- where would medicine be without the Seekers!! We'll have to get together soon-- I've heard some hillarious stories in class! (Though I imagine you've probably heard it all!)

Poor CoHorn...

Did somebody say they prescribe medicine??

Hi Kaylee! Good to see your still around!

As soon as my funds from Liberia are released by the prince of someplace else and he gives me the 10 million to deposit of which I get to keep 2 million.
I'll give you the week you'll never forget. But before I can do that can you loan me 5 grand to send the Liberian government so they can process the transfer.

I am so so sorry CoHorn. But I still like your dog

Good luck and get well soon! I'm going though my spring ritual of medical exams etc. After bitching to the wife about the doctors wanting to adhere slavishly to dogma etc., it's actually good to be reminded of the sh_t you guys put up with. I swear when I tell them Cialis is the only prescription I have/want, they take it as a damned challenge.

So sorry to hear about YOUR pain, CoHorn. Sounds like you need a good nurse to run interference for you darlin'!

Or maybe you need a good massage! I'd be happy to see you for a steroid shot! LOL!

Be better soon...

This thread had me falling out of my chair laughing, the original premise and some of the witty responses thus far are priceless!

But hey CoHorn, I feel ya/feel for you! And I think the cure you suggest is just what the Dr. ordered! Now if Obamacare can fund it you are all set!

I got a roll of quarters and a bottle of lube for you. :-)

Sorry for your bad week.....it will get better.

I can offer plenty of laughs over coffee... You might have to buy me an iced chai tea latte though.

Oooh-- I vote for a coffee gang-bang!! Tag Team on Cohorn at Starbucks!!!