Hey, Don, I am down here with my buddies, Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin and we occupy a very special niche in Hell reserved for for the most hated and evil of despots in the past 100 years or so and we really think you are on the fast track to join us someday soon!Before i forget I must thank you for greatly increasing the sales of my autobiography, 'Mein Kampf', ever since you were sworn in and that speech at Charlottesville three years back was the driving force behind an upsurge in membership of the American Nazi Party!You are a magnet for drawing in the hate mongers in America, so keep it up!
Now, I see that so far you have only killed 35,000 Americans over your lack of leadership, with respect to this Virus issue but I have faith that before you are kicked out of office, you just may match the number of Americans killed in battle back in WW 2, that body count being around 420,000. However, by rushing the opening of your Country by May 1, I have no doubt that the death rate will dramatically increase! Really clever also how you find scapegoats all the time to deflect from your ineptitude and lack of taking responsibility. I did the same thing in 1939 by drawing a big bullseye around the Jewish population in Europe!It is surely the sign of a true coward and dubious character to deflect blame and dude, you could teach a course in Deflection and Cowardice, no doubt!
Love it too how you marketed those red MAGA hats to the gullible whites in America! My thing was selling Brown Shirts and armbands with the Swastika emblazoned on it! Man, guys like me and you know how to market and profit from the culture of hate and ignorance!
In closing, keep working hard on that Corona Virus death count and I am sure that a total of 100,000 plus dead Americans will all but lock you into a future spot in our little corner of Hell and Donald, when you journey to down here, you can leave your tanning bed up there: We have more than enough heat and fire to maintain that scarlet red visage that you are proud of!
See you pretty soon, Donald and I close by saying 'Sig Heils'
Your Idol,
Adolf