Legal help

WarlockAahz's Avatar
Does anyone have a good attorney that's familiar with solicitation/massage business type issues? If you could message me a name I would greatly appreciate it.
In these parts, who you gonna call? ShysterJon.
SJ helps with answers on here all the time. You also should look through the Legal Forum as many quetions have been answered there already.
WarlockAahz's Avatar
It's actually for someone else who's not on here, unfortunately. And it's already past the advice stage.
SJ can either help or point you to someone who can help.
ShysterJon's Avatar
The answer to your question is, "Yes, but only on Tuesdays in odd-numbered years." Haha.

j/k

Feel free to contact me, WarlockAahz. But please give me a few minutes to finish with the provider in my conference room and the hobbyist in my waiting room.
pmdelites's Avatar
...Feel free to contact me, WarlockAahz. But please give me a few minutes to finish with the provider in my conference room and the hobbyist in my waiting room. Originally Posted by ShysterJon
since when did you go bi??
or is it a moveable threesome? [reference to "a moveable feast" by hemingway]

"Haha j/k" :^)
ShysterJon's Avatar
I have a varied practice of both fuckers and fuckees. And Lazarus Long. I can't ever figure out which he is.
pyramider's Avatar
Sounds like someone is going to get the chair for fucking.