It's sad, but this might just be the BEST post you have made on here.
And I don't like ketchup.
The question is, will this instigate a food fight (pun absolutely intended) about ketchup vs catsup? That too would be better than many of the threads on here.
Please! I'd rather have THAT than a bright yellow spot! Next thing you'll do is start wanting equal rights for grape jelly. What is the world coming to????