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Originally Posted by Whispers
Gym membership... another innovative idea by the Godfather. He's always thinking of how to help.
Following the Godfathers lead this might be a good time to share the TEAM SL CAMP BOOTY work out class. I was going to wait till after the holidays to roll this program out but now seems as good a time as any. Spinners, Average Girls need not apply. But if your struggling with your ass to keep your Curvy and Voluptuous labels this might be just for you. BBW'S if you want to get back down to curvy this will be your ticket.
We are currently seeking a centralized location as a venue. We will have music and trainers available M-S 7 am. to 3 pm. You'll be able to shake that booty and just watch the lbs. melt away. As an added bonus TEAM SL will make well know gentleman hobbyists available on a daily basis for both counseling and breast examinations. Yes that includes me. A few of you might even have issues with your kitty. Now I need to be up front about this, none of the staff are gynecologists but we'll certainly take a look.
So now ask your self is this right for me?
1) Have you ever asked this question: "Honey does this tape measure make my ass look big?"
2) Diabetes and heart attack are no way to go.
3) No more going to that store that only has three sizes... Large, Extra Large and OMG It's Moving.
4) Spinners & Average girls are make tons of cash. Tap into that reservoir of money and next thing you know you'll be shopping at the Domain like they are!
5) Have you ever bent over at your incall stood up only to find that skinny hobbyist missing. It's no fun finding him in your butt crack dazed and out of breath unable to speak. Eliminate those embarrassing situations.
6) No more time wasted starting ridiculous threADs in COED hoping to get a call. You be able to reduce that BIG ASS SIG LINE as well. You'll need a sleek appearance on line to go with that new figure.
So ladies here's your chance. Watch for our grand opening after the first of the year. Normally the cost is $9.95 per day. But if you book early we will offer a $7.00 per day discounted fee. Scholarships are available on a case by case basis.
Most of us have a minimum of 30lbs to shed-- and those of us who do, HATE the gym...but we like sex...and being around each other...so why not go to the gym together?
Whether the membership is being sponsored or not, just having our group suffer together might be enough!
Could we put together a "biggest loser" game with a cash prize for the winners? SL obviously owns a scale!
And someone in our community is probably a nutritionist or chef that can help us eat better too and recommend supplements. Shit, even pooling our resources and going to a gym/nutrition store with group buying power would almost guarantee better prices!
There is something to this!
BTW, good job Whispers (on riding the bike); keep up the good work. You're an inspiration to us all!