I'm a bad husband

I have been giving it some thought and have decided that I am really a bad husband. I haven't been fair to my wife. So I decided to give her a special gift ---

1. A 5 million dollar life insurance policy
2. A 2 week all expense paid vacation to the Dominican Republic

...Im lost with the punch line..
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I don't get it��

Don’t know which post is the funniest! Bwahaha!

Sounds like a good idea, I've been married more than 40 yrs, any other county where I live I would be a free man by now but my county they execute!!!

I GET it now..😃😄😆😉😋