Security Reminders from the Perpetual Nag, ShysterJon

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The following are my views only. Your views may differ, and I respect that, although I'm right and you're wrong. Feel free to add your views, although I probably won't read them.

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SECURITY REMINDERS!

I've practiced criminal law throughout Texas for more than 35 years. I've handled hundreds, if not thousands, of prostitution cases. I represent fuckers and fuckees. I read professional articles and published cases about prostitution. I talk to my lawyer buddies over booze, cigars, and cards about our prostitution cases. The common factor in 99.99% of arrests for prostitution is that one or both parties discussed specific sex acts or money or both. A hobbyist gets horny or a provider has rent to pay, and that leads to careless, dangerous behavior.

Eccie serves many good purposes, and one is this site should make it unnecessary for a provider and hobbyist to discuss particular sex acts or money. The Welcome Wagon, ads, and reviews should provide all the information a hobbyist needs to make a prudent jizz-inducing decision.

Ironically, some new providers post in the Welcome Wagon and omit their menu and price. I guess they think they're being sneaky and John Law will leave them alone. Providers and hobbyists post in stupid codes -- roses and money signs ($) are common -- thinking that somehow will shield them from criminal liability. Ridiculous! All that omitting menus, leaving out prices, and using codes does is create confusion that leads to dangerous, private discussions about money and sex acts.

An experienced hobbyist learns to tell the provider he wants to see: (1) his references (provider handle, phone number, and email); (2) a few days and times the provider can choose from to see him; and (3) the amount of time he wants to book. THAT'S IT. NOTHING ELSE.

When the provider and hobbyist are together, in person, money will be discreetly paid and sexual activities will take place, but there should be no discussion of money or sex beforehand. The script has already been written. Now all the players need do is act it out.

Finally, all hobbyists and providers should read the threads stickied at the top of the legal forum. The ass you save may be your own.

"A Question of Legality"
Chung Tran's Avatar
if that's the kind of nagging shit you're going to post...


keep posting.. these reminders can't be said too often.
Boltfan's Avatar
You are such an asshole posting such informative information for people to gloss over and ignore at their peril.
pyramider's Avatar
I just run fast ... real fast.
So asking for an itemized receipt for tax purposes is not a good idea?
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  • motor
  • 12-04-2016, 07:02 PM
Thanks Shyster
ShysterJon's Avatar
We've heard from some of the most infamous posting whores. Now let's hear from some guys who actually bang whores.
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I think this should be a sticky at the top of the W&I forum. And the review forums. And the ad forums.

I never bring up money or menu in my correspondence with ladies. All I want to discuss is what time we are going to meet, and where. I don't understand why more folks don't get this.
TinMan's Avatar
double post (why is that happening so much these days?).
staying off backpage Im sure reduces that risk exponentially
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We've heard from some of the most infamous posting whores. Now let's hear from some guys who actually bang whores. Originally Posted by ShysterJon
So per say the market for providers is shallow and you have to check areas outside of Eccie to find certain acts you like. How do you find what you are looking for without incriminating oneself.
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So per say the market for providers is shallow and you have to check areas outside of Eccie to find certain acts you like. How do you find what you are looking for without incriminating oneself. Originally Posted by scsholar
Let me get this straight. You list your location as Lubbock, Dallas, and East Texas. Of all the Eccie providers in those three areas, you can't find enough to satisfy your particular, esoteric sexual needs? If you want me to make a stab at a finder's guide, maybe you should explain. As long as it doesn't involve feces. Or urine. Or Ted Cruz. Yuk!
Yo Jon - so asking if a girl does SS or GFE is incriminating?
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Yo Jon - so asking if a girl does SS or GFE is incriminating? Originally Posted by socraticdfw
Of course.
Of course. Originally Posted by ShysterJon
Good to know. Better option? Ask for her menu? Ask if there are any specific restrictions? How can I make sure I get everything I want without getting some dead fish CBJ party?