I went to It'll Do Saloon on Gollihar Road for the very first time Friday night August 8. The Band Lyrical Binge was playing there. My buddy Gordon had told me a while back that they were a very good band. This was my first time seeing Lyrical Binge and they impressed me very much. The chaparita lead singer Edna has a powerful voice. It'll Do Saloon was originally a Dairy Queen many years ago, it is a very small bar.
I was sitting at the bar all night listening to the band. When I go out to a bar to listen to live music, I always drink 3 beers-Lonestar & Cokes after that, I do not want to get a DWI. I am 55, 5'-11"-210 lbs. Between being on the See Food Diet and drinking beer at home on the weekends, I am growing myself a beer belly/gut.
Late night an intoxicated/borracha Mexicana chica originally from San Benito/The Valley started hitting on me, I am guessing she was mid to late 40's. She had a jiggly belly/gut, jiggly love handles and a big butt. I was not attracted to this chica at all. I like flaquita bonita chicas. Yo no gusto gordita/gorda chicas. I like Mexicana chicas but after talking to this chica, I knew this chica was loca and had trouble written all over her. She was telling me that one of the Gringa Bartenders was jealous of her and had tried to throw her out several nights ago. She told me that she drinks every day. I don't remember the chica's name. The way she talked and acted was just skanky. She asked me to dance several times and I danced with her, I like to dance. After dancing, she informed me that I owed her a drink, a Jack & Coke. I bought her a Jack & Coke and wound up buying her a second drink. She was being a bitch to the Gringa bartender and talking some smack to her. The Gringa bartender asked me if I knew this chica when Senorita Skanky had walked off. I told her no. The Gringa bartender told me that she had almost thrown her out several nights ago for being an obnoxious drunk & causing problems.
Senorita Skanky was putting a full court press on me telling me to kiss her and rubbing her body on me. She was with some kids in their 20's, a guy and 2 chicas, they were sitting at a table behind me. She had told me that she has 4 daughters. She introduced me to the kids and I talked to the kids while Senorita Skanky went back to the bar to finish her drink. The kids were pushing me to partake of Senorita Skanky. I informed them that she was peligrosa-dangerous/hazardous. I went back to the bar and told Senorita Skanky that I was leaving. She didn't want me to leave and tried to convince me to stay. I told her that I was leaving. Senorita Skanky then hit me up to leave her dinero for two more Jack & Cokes, I laughed & told her lo siento/I'm sorry and walked out. Some of my buddies from back in the day would have been all over Senorita Skanky, they would fuck a rattlesnake.