You're a moderate voice in this dysfunctional tunnel of lust. We need you to balance both sides of the equation.
Dammit, just when I thought you were getting warmed up. You know you're always welcome to come back.
Please reconsider. Remember how you and I got off on the wrong foot? And look at how far we've gone from there. Dude, we'd be missing a sensible guy in here without you.