Don't Forget Guys - Whores Are Not Your Friends!! They Will Destroy Your Life!!!

These whores are not your friends. They are lying, thieving, broken people hand picked by Satan and commissioned with the task to destroy innocent families. I was once a great father and a loving husband, but these whores with their hypnotic ways transformed me into a "hobbyist", and for many a years I enjoyed the company of many hookers, young, old, skinny, fat, black, white. I got reckless and finally my wife, blinded by her love for me, discovered my evil ways.

My wife hates me. The kids don't talk to me. My dog ran away. My truck broke down. My hair fell out and I've had to buy bigger pants. I don't have a retirement fund because the money that should have gone there went to whores who probably blew it on expensive purses, abortions, trips to Belize, and their fatherless babies. I really wanted to go to Belize when I retired. Now I'll be lucky if I go to Branson.

Because of my shame, I only jerk off with coarse sand paper while looking at the lingerie section of the old Sears catalogs I've had since the 70s, while clutching my wife's dirty panties up to my nose. It is the most action I've had in some time. I save my cum and secretly pour it into my wife's morning coffee-that way it at least ends up in someone's mouth.

I hate you all, whore and hobbyist. I know I'm not supposed to hate, I think it says that somewhere in the Bible that I intend to read someday. Maybe I will learn to love you and forgive you all for turning me into the monster that destroyed my life.

I wish you all bad luck in the future. For the hobbyists, your dicks will shrivel up and go limp, your balls will look like tiny raisins covered in fur, and you will shoot dust out of your cocks if you do cum, but hopefully you will suffer from a never ending case of blue balls. Your encouragement on the boards pushed me to continue with my wicked ways much longer than I should have. For the hookers, I hope all your clients leave you with nothing but counterfeit bills and Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons, if they bother to leave anything at all. All the condoms break and they leave baby batter deep in your rotten pussies, the way God intended. And the stretch marks across your fat asses and bellies continue to darken and expand, looking much like topographic maps.

Anyone out there reading this tale currently considering joining the hobby, please don't. You will find much more happiness at home with your wife/husband and your children than with your bare cock deep inside some 18 year olds tainted cunt. Plus, the fewer hobbyists in the market place, the fewer tricks a whore could see, which should drop the rates for those who continue to monger. Those hobbyists will appreciate it if you just stayed home so they can continue with their self destruction.

So stay home and save yourselves!! Don't end up like me, a miserable old man who cries every morning due to the disappointment of waking for another day.

Maybe SL, reincarnated....... sHandle is 3 days fresh so it is definitely someone's "other" handle...

If your home life was soooo FUCKING perfect, then how did you land here anyway?

Wow, not the feel good story you would expect from the title.

At least you still have your health?

Fuzzy. Have fun... ur time is running out.

Bro...I feel for you...and there's really only one thing to do at such a critical time as this...

You Must start hobbying again. It's a moral imperative. Start small, cheaper, get your sex legs back underneath you, work you're way back to a healthy place.

Since I'm quietly trying to bring quacks back, I'm going to give you a little chirp-chirp, 'cause I know you're not beating off to catalogues with sandpaper. It's absurd. There's a really good chance you're a fraud, and this is your x? account, as mentioned by others. So stop clowning everyone.

Speaking of stopping, quit slinging your weird religious faith around here. 1. Not the venue. 2. It's obvious you've perversed it somewhere in the track between your little head and your big head. Or you're clowning.

Lastly, you might reach Best Troll-Bait of the week, and although it won't be me - I'm done here - it'll be someone. Best of luck, both here and in your life.

Regards,
LnH

Maybe SL, reincarnated....... sHandle is 3 days fresh so it is definitely someone's "other" handle... Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Too creative, funny, and readable for SL to understand let alone write.

I'm feeling a closer version of my beloved idol Sweater Puppies has graced us.

Fuzzy. Have fun... ur time is running out. Originally Posted by PeterBota

Yeah......

And you're still pissed off TronHorn356 and Honest_Abe get more pussy than you!

Yeah......

And you're still pissed off TronHorn356 and Honest_Abe get more pussy than you! Originally Posted by FuzzyMcDice55

Right

Mmmm, gotta try the jacking off with coarse sand! Sounds like a great time.

These whores are not your friends. They are lying, thieving, broken people hand picked by Satan and commissioned with the task to destroy innocent families. I was once a great father and a loving husband, but these whores with their hypnotic ways transformed me into a "hobbyist", and for many a years I enjoyed the company of many hookers, young, old, skinny, fat, black, white. I got reckless and finally my wife, blinded by her love for me, discovered my evil ways.

My wife hates me. The kids don't talk to me. My dog ran away. My truck broke down. My hair fell out and I've had to buy bigger pants. I don't have a retirement fund because the money that should have gone there went to whores who probably blew it on expensive purses, abortions, trips to Belize, and their fatherless babies. I really wanted to go to Belize when I retired. Now I'll be lucky if I go to Branson.

Because of my shame, I only jerk off with coarse sand paper while looking at the lingerie section of the old Sears catalogs I've had since the 70s, while clutching my wife's dirty panties up to my nose. It is the most action I've had in some time. I save my cum and secretly pour it into my wife's morning coffee-that way it at least ends up in someone's mouth.

I hate you all, whore and hobbyist. I know I'm not supposed to hate, I think it says that somewhere in the Bible that I intend to read someday. Maybe I will learn to love you and forgive you all for turning me into the monster that destroyed my life.

I wish you all bad luck in the future. For the hobbyists, your dicks will shrivel up and go limp, your balls will look like tiny raisins covered in fur, and you will shoot dust out of your cocks if you do cum, but hopefully you will suffer from a never ending case of blue balls. Your encouragement on the boards pushed me to continue with my wicked ways much longer than I should have. For the hookers, I hope all your clients leave you with nothing but counterfeit bills and Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons, if they bother to leave anything at all. All the condoms break and they leave baby batter deep in your rotten pussies, the way God intended. And the stretch marks across your fat asses and bellies continue to darken and expand, looking much like topographic maps.

Anyone out there reading this tale currently considering joining the hobby, please don't. You will find much more happiness at home with your wife/husband and your children than with your bare cock deep inside some 18 year olds tainted cunt. Plus, the fewer hobbyists in the market place, the fewer tricks a whore could see, which should drop the rates for those who continue to monger. Those hobbyists will appreciate it if you just stayed home so they can continue with their self destruction.

So stay home and save yourselves!! Don't end up like me, a miserable old man who cries every morning due to the disappointment of waking for another day. Originally Posted by FuzzyMcDice55

Oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't know you had the authority to judge me.

If God has a problem with the way I live, let him tell me not you.

I like the part about fewer hobbyists driving the price of pussy down!