Senior Texting Code

Texting For the Older Set Here!
Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD ~ At The Doctor's

BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent
FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement
LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?
GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
NNFO=Not Now Footballs On
WTF=Where's The Fiber?

And Eccie acro's take on new meaning, too:

DATO=Don't Aggravate the Osteoporosis
GTLD=Good To The Last Drip
CBJ=Clammy Blow Job