Why are there no girls working Buda or Kyle?

It seems all the ladies are up north why the Hell is the southern market so dry
Cap'n Crunch's Avatar
There actually is a Hooker Institute opening up in Austin. They will pay for your studies as long as you work the first 2 years in Kyle or Buda.

That market will soon be flooded with gorgeous young ladies ready to please you.
Nice one
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Prolly tha same reason thar ain't no perviders in Giddings, Lexington, 'r Niederwald.
Farmers only .com territory
Champagne Brown's Avatar
Farmers only .com territory Originally Posted by Bed Bug
You ain't never lying!


Born and raised in Austin,so I know actually what you're talking about...
It seems all the ladies are up north why the Hell is the southern market so dry Originally Posted by Reever78745
Men these days require that the ladies have all of their teeth so they've stopped advertising.