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BigMikeinKC's Avatar
After taking a long hiatus from writing reviews, I've decided to jump in the pool again. I stopped writing in the first place because I gave a less than stellar review and a shit storm happened. The typical attacks by white knights, the provider and other providers refusing to see me - I guess in fear of not getting a stellar review.

I will write a review under 2 conditions - the provider wants or agrees to a review or if the session was so bad, I have to warn my fellow hobbyists.

We will see how it goes this time.
Sounds good, and reasonable. You seem like an honest guy.

Unlike so many that go something like this. I walked into her hotel room, she immediately grabbed my crotch and planted a big DFK on me. I reached down and rubbed her pussy thru her panties. I felt her legs shutter. I got on my knees and licked her once, immediately she O'd. She tasted so good, I continued and she O'd twice more. I stuck my thumb in her ass and she O'd again. I got up and pulled down my underwear. She swallowed my cock and I swear she had a throat orgasm. I did her doggie and she O'd several more times. She turned around and she said fuck me in the ass, and dont worry about the $100.00 upcharge. After blowing my load, I got up and dressed. We kissed goodbye and she O'd again. She mentioned I was a great kisser and she would have to cancel all remaining appts the rest of the day just to recover. If she was faking those orgasms, she sure had me fooled and she should get an Academy Award.

I love reading reviews!
johnsontedt84's Avatar
LMAO MrNyceGuy. It was like reading Penthouse again.

I hope you dont stop writing reviews BigMike all info is good and people shouldn't be attacking you for your experience.
Don't let that stop you from writing reviews man. That's what this site is all about. Sharing info good or bad. Also when I write review I don't fucking write a novel. Shor tand straight to the point.
Unless the provider has a no review policy then who cares what she thinks of it?? Her job is pretty self explanatory and if she can't perform her duties as a provider then she shouldn't be one. And if wk's have a problem with your review then they are obviously not in understanding of the point of reviews. And if other providers refuse to see you for fear of receiving a 'no' review then that proves they are shitty hookers that provide shitty service too. So screw that!!
BigMikeinKC's Avatar
Sounds good, and reasonable. You seem like an honest guy.

Unlike so many that go something like this. I walked into her hotel room, she immediately grabbed my crotch and planted a big DFK on me. I reached down and rubbed her pussy thru her panties. I felt her legs shutter. I got on my knees and licked her once, immediately she O'd. She tasted so good, I continued and she O'd twice more. I stuck my thumb in her ass and she O'd again. I got up and pulled down my underwear. She swallowed my cock and I swear she had a throat orgasm. I did her doggie and she O'd several more times. She turned around and she said fuck me in the ass, and dont worry about the $100.00 upcharge. After blowing my load, I got up and dressed. We kissed goodbye and she O'd again. She mentioned I was a great kisser and she would have to cancel all remaining appts the rest of the day just to recover. If she was faking those orgasms, she sure had me fooled and she should get an Academy Award.

I love reading reviews! Originally Posted by MrNyceGuy
I think I'll cut and paste that into my next review.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Mikey,
That would be plagerism. But you have nearly asked us to grade your future reviews as if they are english comp term papers. So... write well.
Just my opinion...

If you had a shitty time (for real) you should write an honest review. If the provider sees that I would think she get in touch with you and try to make it right with a better time. Then the ensuing review would clear the air. Bad days happen no doubt.

I can think of several providers who had to step it up and get on the good review side of things should they stay active in this community and a couple of them did and are getting good reviews now. One id on my short list again. As a matter of fact I bet they made it on a few short lists after the good reviews started coming in.

And who gives a rats ass if some other john PMs you about your review. We all do our homework here. The more information I have about what I may be walking into the first time I see someone the better I feel. That's why we write reviews.
There is a lot of fantasy writing in reviews but they do provide some good data on services available. If a lady has numerous reviews that mention she provides excellent DT, good chance she does.

My earlier response was meant to be funny. Apparently, others have noticed that in reviews as well.