The shit Beaumont has to put up with!

Count your blessings if you live in Houston. I live in the Orange Tx area and check out the Beaumont and Lake Charles Back Page ads every weekend hoping that a decent provider will travel to either area. Some weekends it works out for me, other weekends....not so much. Check out this Beaumont ad. Is this her 95 year old grandmother in the background, or is it her best friend that has spent too much time ****** **** *** *** ** * ***** ****. I am leaning towards the latter. Moderators, I know I am pushing things here, but I never once mentioned a banned substance.
Geeezs....would somebody hot from Houston consider making the trip here this weekend? Damn, I could be generous for a couple of hours time! This picture cracks me up! http://beaumont.backpage.com/FemaleE...image=25155083







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What do you expect its Beaumont? Have you thought about driving to Houston?

Gymrat thanks for posting it's an outstanding example of a good IOP and a very good case study in effective marketing. "Holding out for you" Lol.

ProTip: If you have to add a sentence to your post telling the moderators that what you posted isn't a violation, you've already realized they're a violation...

WTF! I don't even want to speculate on the creature behind her.

And by the way, the only thing "she's" holding out for you is her dick!

Staff edit, Spice- reference removed can also be a glass dildo.

It's obvious this fat ass isn't holding out from the buffet line

To quote the immortal words of Sam Kinnison



Move to where the food is.....

Staff edit, Spice- reference removed can also be a glass dildo. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

Yep, it could have been interpreted in many ways. However, since he essentially admitted he's trying to get cute with the guidelines he removed all doubt as to what specifically he was referring to. As such, its a violation.

What do you expect its Beaumont? Have you thought about moving to Houston? Originally Posted by pyramider

A better answer.

Looks like she has Gollum working security for her.