Sexual Advice

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I do. ''Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No. I rather like it.' 'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?' 'Of course, ' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think people like Nancy Pelosi came from?'

I heard about the AGGIE whose new bride kept asking to do it in the other hole.
And he kept on saying, "Not tonight."
After a year or so she asked him, "Well, don't you want me ever to get pregnant?"

JJ,
That's f'ing hilarious!