When She Says. . .

You know who you are with when she says . . .

Your new girlfriend: "Are you done already?"

Your Mistress: "Aren't you done yet?"

Your wife: "Blue! I'll paint the ceiling blue."

Omg! Love it. Been there and done that.

You also know who you are with when she dresses:

Your Girlfriend: Sun dress, cute shoes, and her makeup is done.

Wife:. Getting dressed up is getting out of her PJs.

Mistress: Stilletos, thigh highs, and her sun dress.