Before you go to the DENTIST…(a helpful hint)

Guys, this is mainly for you….just a little public service announcement.

The day before (or the morning before) a dentist's appointment, go have a session with a fine lady. Why? The routine teeth exam—there are few places you can go where there's so much dead time. What a great time to let your mind and memory go. Today, I got the cleaning, x-rays, and a little maintenance on a crown. So, while I'm feeling the scraping tool, several minutes of the high-powered polishing tool, the water tube and the suction tube…followed by long stretches of multiple people with their hands in my mouth, being told to "open wider"…all while under that cyclops-eye light above me…I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS (which happened yesterday afternoon)—

I walked into her room and we immediately started hugging and kissing. My hands found their way to her nice bottom beneath her short dress, as she started rubbing me through my pants. Even thought she's one of my main UTR "massage girls," I could tell a massage wasn't on the near horizon.

Jumping ahead—after all clothes were gone, I had her hop up on the table and turn over, face down, with her legs hanging off. I immediately buried my face in her sweet ass, between her bubbly cheeks. Kissing and licking with a little nibbling, side to side, up and down. My hands roamed, massaging her butt, up her back, down the back of her legs, then grabbing her feet to spread her legs wider…my face never moved more than 6 inches, maybe less. I was breathing through my eyelids. As my tongue teased her little hole, I was wondering if I'd get the red light, or an "I'm ticklish"…but instead I got moaning. For a MONTH now, I've been trying to get with a lovely lady who was game for some fun ass play and DATY/O, but it never worked out…so I was highly motivated, and basically took it all out on her. HA. *

Eventually I had her flip over for some conventional DATY, flicking her clit and sucking on her juicy lips. She was shaking a variety of ways until she gasped for me to stop. Time for her tongue, licking and sucking my balls and low on my shaft. Eventually she made it up top to take me in her mouth. This was good, and I'm glad it wasn't great, as I usually can't handle a great BJ because I lose it before I get to the final course.

On with the cover—then Asian c-girl, regular c-girl. Nice. She asked if I wanted to be on top…sure. When we got re-arranged, she turned over and dropped to her elbows with her beautiful ass up in the air. We went K9 fast, slow, fast, slow. My hands would move to her shoulders, occasionally grab her long black hair, then back to her soft hips. After I came…I was sweating, hyperventilating and seeing spots. She, sensing my condition, laughed hysterically. *

(*These were the 2 highlights above all else.)

So…that's what I did this afternoon. At the dentist's office. Thanks for indulging me.

Then your hygienist will think you're a complete weirdo for getting a boner while getting your teeth cleaned.

Then your hygienist will think you're a complete weirdo for getting a boner while getting your teeth cleaned. Originally Posted by L.A.

Nice !!!

Then your hygienist will think you're a complete weirdo for getting a boner while getting your teeth cleaned. Originally Posted by L.A.

LOL. Mostly I was nicely concealed, thanks to that 80-pound lead trenchcoat they throw on you before you get x-rays.

I really didn't startle them until I let out an "ohhhhhhhhhh F*** YESSSSSSSSSSSSS…"

honestly that is when i wouldnt mind goin down on a girl with hair there just to have the person cleaning my teeth go "wtf this asshole has pubic hair in his teeth!"

Im evil i know it but it would be so funny.

I was expecting to read the hygenist asked you where you bought it and why did you leave the kinky dental floss stuck in your teeth.

Better yet, let's start a list of FS dental hygienists.