How do girls get their names?

Red Tex's Avatar
I mean thathotnurse?

I met her once and was like wtf?
NearHauteRed's Avatar
I mean thathotnurse?

I met her once and was like wtf? Originally Posted by Red Tex
It is expected that she would be dressed like a nurse, huh?
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
I think all of the ladies have to draw their names out of a hat.
pyramider's Avatar
I often provide names for the ladies .
trouble-shooter's Avatar
They pick them out of a hat.

I got a great massage from "7 1/4" last night...
BBW Katrina's Avatar
"7 1/4"...... is that flacid or hard?
pyramider's Avatar
Just a show off.
In what sense do you mean? Lol

I actually got my name while in nursing school, working as a tech in cardiac icu. Someone thought I was a nurse because the techs up there at that time were trained to hold pressure on the femoral artery after stents were placed and sheaths removed. Rather than look at my badge, other employees (usually transport) assumed I was a nurse.

Since the actual nurses were not the most attractive ladies (but still some of the best damn nurses i've ever had the pleasure of working for or with), some of the people who came up would go to other stations and say, "Hey, who is that hot nurse over in ****?"

Initially, there was some confusion over who "that hot nurse" might be since I was really "that hot tech" at the time. It was all cleared up within a few weeks but the nickname stuck. I graduated nursing school with a 4.0 and passed my boards with the minimum possible questions which is something I'm very proud of. When I was thinking of a handle that was the first nickname which came to mind so I used it.

So there you have it!

Anyone else have an interesting story behind their names??? Well, that they are willing to share anyway. lol
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
Anyone else have an interesting story behind their names??? Well, that they are willing to share anyway. lol Originally Posted by thathottnurse
While I'm not a provider of course, mine comes from when I was a young lad. Every since puberty hit I have been on an endless hunt for tail. And after being caught balls deep several times in my teenage years by my parents and having a new girlfriend every month or so my grandfather would tell me "son, you're hornier than a three peckered billy goat". Well then after my buddy's heard it a few times it really took off and stuck. My grandfather was always coming off with his country-isms and all of my friends just loved them and would pick them up and use them constantly.
My grandfather was always coming off with his country-isms and all of my friends just loved them and would pick them up and use them constantly. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat
Country folks have some great sayings!! One of my favorites is: "...about as useless as tits on a fish".

Too bad "FishTits" doesn't have that sex appeal feel. Haha
DarthDVader's Avatar
DarthDVader - Even tho my SO was not too much into sex, she used to say that my head looked like Darth Vader's helmet ... so that was "his" nickname and used to crack me up ...
I just kept the nick name here
DarthDVader - Even tho my SO was not too much into sex, she used to say that my head looked like Darth Vader's helmet ... so that was "his" nickname and used to crack me up ...
I just kept the nick name here
Originally Posted by DarthDVader
It's nice to know your SO and I agree on something.
NearHauteRed's Avatar
DarthDVader - Even tho my SO was not too much into sex, she used to say that my head looked like Darth Vader's helmet ... so that was "his" nickname and used to crack me up ...
I just kept the nick name here Originally Posted by DarthDVader
Appreciate you telling us that, but the OP asks how do the GIRLS get their provider names.


there is probably very little or no rhyme or reason to most of the nicknames they use.
DarthDVader's Avatar
I know, I know, but Im still a PROVIDER of happiness for the ladies NHR LMFAO

Ive seen many of them choose a Stripper or Porn Star name type - very unoriginal IMHO ...

I like this names: Vixen d'Vain, Natasha Fame, Ze ...
Ps anytime THN

Appreciate you telling us that, but the OP asks how do the GIRLS get their provider names.


there is probably very little or no rhyme or reason to most of the nicknames they use. Originally Posted by NearHauteRed
I often provide names for the ladies . Originally Posted by pyramider
Sexy Taint-Licker and Miss Taintasstica?