What's This Supposed to Mean?

The Drummer's Avatar
Don't get this. Please enlighten me. Sometimes I ain't too sharp.

NO BBJ
NO BARE
NO GFE
NO ANAL
NO POLICE
CASHAPP AND CASH ACCEPTED
Presj22's Avatar
Scam. It means scam.
The Drummer's Avatar
Yes. But what is the purpose? How does the statement help either the scam or benefit the provider's business and/or safety?

What's the logic?
pittlicker's Avatar
You expect LOGIC from them?
mad469s's Avatar
Don't get this. Please enlighten me. Originally Posted by The Drummer
It means you'll be lucky to get a handy.
ben dover's Avatar
Just don't show up in uniform.
Maybe a case of arrested development?
The Drummer's Avatar
Yooze mugs are beauties!
ben dover's Avatar
I wonder how many of our local boys in blue frequent the ladies and never tell them.
Gotyour6's Avatar
It means they are dumb fucks either way

The funny thing is in court they can claim saying no police means it would be illegal.
Hookers are not know for their brains
Everyday before I get on 90 I hang a sign on my truck that says NO POLICE. I set the cruise at 66 and never get pulled over for speeding. So theres the proof that it works.
ben dover's Avatar
That's a great idea!
NO APPOINTMENT!!

I'm just guessing she (he) thinks that if she (he) includes the statement "NO POLICE", they won't show up and she'll (he'll) be safe from prosecution!! Smart...
Lexxxy's Avatar
Probably a scam. If it's not, I think it might mean they don't accept Leo clients. There are thousands of Leo clients out there. Once touring (I think in Denver) I saw a "No lawyers" ad and in Atlanta I saw a "no irish" both made me die laughing. It made me remember my Irish grandfather's vintage "Irish need not apply" sign in his garage.
The Drummer's Avatar
^^^ Good to hear from you again -- always nice to have one of the gals contributing.