Most unusual orgasmic response

Have you ever encountered a provider or client who gave perhaps a funny or scary orgasm?
Don't name names, just tell your story and maybe your response to it. I do recall one time when my orgasm sounded as if I was expiring, down to the collapse onto the bed.

Provider no, but I once had a girlfriend who would scream on orgasm #1, and pass out on orgasm #2.

Had one chick that was semi vocal during daty until she was pretty close, then she clammed up and just scrunched up her face as she was about there. Thought I was being too rough on the clit at first. After that I knew why women say guys need to be more vocal during sexy times lol

I've had a guy think I was having a seizure a few times and stop to ask if I'm OK. I just do this whole body spasm when I orgasm, and my legs shake pretty wildly. More than a few times, a guy has been a little unnerved when I cum. On the positive side though, I never get asked "Did you cum?" ROFL!!

I've had a guy think I was having a seizure a few times and stop to ask if I'm OK. I just do this whole body spasm when I orgasm, and my legs shake pretty wildly. More than a few times, a guy has been a little unnerved when I cum. On the positive side though, I never get asked "Did you cum?" ROFL!! Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

I was going to say maybe you should warn guys ahead of time, but then if they suck and don't make you cum you'd have to still fake it and do the funky chicken in bed to save their ego.

I used to see one girl that said she never had a guy make her cum from DATY. I took the challenge and after working on her for 20-25 minutes she started to convulse like crazy and she stopped breathing. It was only maybe 8-9 seconds but it scared the hell outta me. She thanked me profusely and called me Golden Tongue! BD

Are you saying that women have orgasms?!?

Are you saying that women have orgasms?!? Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

I think we're finding out that women have been faking NOT having an orgasm!


Zhivago52, I also had experienced some blood curdling screaming. That is some scary shit.

I had one girlfriend whose body literally turned red when she was getting near climaxing.
Once she came, she would grab my neck and try to 'kiss', bite, eat me, her teeth exposed like a ravenous zombie. She actually bit me hard on my face and I managed to push her away, she kept coming at me. I finally directed her to my ass and she left bite marks on both cheeks and in the middle. When she regained her composure somewhat I let her suck my cock which she swallowed completely and I felt it being strangled inside her larynx. She definitely pushed the head past the tonsils. I left a couple of hickeys on her ass so we at least had a matching set. Wow! She really loved Greek.

Another lady I know usually tended to have quiet orgasms, usually "Oooohhssss and Aaahhss..."; that ended when she got very vocal. Can't wait to do it again.

What women do to fake a believable orgasms...sometimes too over the top! Lol

I'm grateful I've only had a few faking orgasm moments thus far. Outside of that, I'm pretty orgasmic.

I know it's just semantics but when I cum it's usually without much fanfare ...
If I really have an orgasm it's pretty intense. I try not to put my hands on the lady for fear I'll hurt her ..... During on of these I grabbed the sheets and pulled so hard I ripped them lol ( In a notel they probably weren't the best quality ) ....:-)

One of my favorite lovers would laugh in this most delightful way during her climax. The first time, I lamented "Well, I guess you can laugh - as long as you don't point."

She advised that she always laughed during her more intense orgasms. It was a joy to experience.

I was once with a well-reviewed Houston provider whose orgasmic response -- with or without penetration -- was a stream of pussy farts. Her vaginal contractions sucked in and then expelled air. I had a close look at it because in my case it was all from DATY. The sweetest smelling "farts" I had ever been around.

Yeah, those pussy farts are also known as 'queefs'. My zombie girlfriend also did those, that came from all the pumping, I sometimes had a sore dick from all the fucking we did, at one point it got really swollen and look like a gourd. Gosh... This really brings back memories.

were with a provider whose whole body contracts really hard. If the guy is not super hard and in deep, she will push you out. And yes, she gushes. We've trashed a number of hotel mattresses, because she gushes all night long.

She's not the only lady who has whole body orgasm I've experienced. But what was unique about her was the rapidity. Once she gets going (and she gets going fast), she keeps having them quickly. We were in K9 one night and I was keeping an eye on the alarm clock next to the bed. The most she had was 8 orgasms in a single minute when I was pounding her hard. Just regular in and out strokes was 4 times a minute. Also, once she gets going, everything is super sensitive. She has orgasmed from me just sucking her tits and just kissing her ass. I've told her she should be the subject of a sex researcher. If she could find out how she does this and could teach other ladies, she would be so damn rich.

It is such an amazing time, I keep coming back for more.