Two guys were writing in an airplane. The guy in the window seat just wanted to have a nice quiet ride. Maybe take a little nap, the guy sitting next to him in the middle seat wanted to discuss religion and politics.
The guy in the window seat, said he would discuss it with him, but he had to answer one question. The question was why is it that a rabbit poops little round balls, a cow poops a soggy mass, and a chimpanzee poops like a human?
The guy in the middle seat said, I don't know. The guy in the window seat said, how can I talk religion and politics with someone who doesn't know Shit.
