Learn to trust your husband

Subject: Learn to trust your husband

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for
example...

A wife comes home late one night, arriving early from being out of town
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as
she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let
them stay in our bedroom.