CAPTION THIS (Holiday Edition): Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

It looks like a yeast infection ...... how could that be?????

So that's the G-Spot

If we could only get you to smuggle 100 watt light bulbs back from mexico rudolf we would have something !!

You say Mrs.Claus rode your face raw? I think we have the proof we need to win the sexual harassment lawsuit. Like we say in our ad, at Elf & Elf attorneys at law, we will make them pay.

Somehow I was expecting more from the red light district.

ELF: "I want to be a dentist"
RUDOLF: "I want to be an Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist"

Elf: "I wonder if this is energy efficient?"

Rudolf: "Not for me. Every time someone touches it, I lose 30 days of life."