Doc Spänkenstein, you may have annoyed the living hell out of most ladies, but I hear you were an ok guy. I kept my distance as I didn't wanna get caught up in your perverse fetishist activities. But you sure as heck enjoyed the superficial relationships you had. Now greet your significant other on the other side. A thousand sources might make up for it?
you will be "sorely" missed!
HandyLand........
It's not just for providers anymore?