Words written on Donald [D]ump’s Tombstone

eccieuser9500's Avatar
I had to edit your thread title, txdot_guy.

On the tombstone:

HE CHEATED (on his wives and taxes). HE LIED (about everything; even the unnecessary). HE SAID THAT HE LOVED YOU (he only loved himself and his little money, not America).


Eulogy (by Putin): . . . , and now he's displayed here, in Red Square. Right next to Lenin.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1LtZb9ZlWQ?si=3BP8I51sFSeV4V_ m
txdot-guy's Avatar
I’m not really dead. Fake NEWS!
winn dixie's Avatar
Here lays stinky . He had small hands

My diaper is rigged and fixed so I'll never need changing again

I owe so much you wouldn't believe it. I owe more money than anyone else in history. My debt is biggly
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
I’m not really dead. Fake NEWS! Originally Posted by txdot-guy

lol that actually is funny
txdot-guy's Avatar
Her lies Donald J Trump, Funniest man alive. Whenever he spoke someone always laughed.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Here I sit, broken hearted…
ICU 812's Avatar
"The saddest words
of thought and pen
are only these,
It might have been."


It rhymes if the speaker is British.
TechPapi's Avatar
"Pet relief area"
winn dixie's Avatar
Toxic waste dump

Snick
txdot-guy's Avatar
Please give generously to the Trump presidential library and clown college. Then a giant QR code carved into the granite. Because for sure he’ll keep grifting after he’s dead.
winn dixie's Avatar
Burial plot owned by Leticia
txdot-guy's Avatar
Burial plot owned by Leticia Originally Posted by winn dixie
Don’t forget the Marshals eviction notice!
winn dixie's Avatar
Yssup Rider's Avatar
The most important inscription on his tombstone will be the date.
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
"i prevented Hitleria Clinton from being the NWO dictator of America"


bahahaaa