While I have read a large number of ladies take issue with the cleanliness of the men that may come through to visit them..even to the point of being very particular about grooming and whatnot...
Sweet Jesus, a bar of soap is not all that expensive. Ok, so you have a miniature amazon rain forrest down there. Fine! Freaking wash up. Doing a quick washcloth across your tits, and over your ass does not constitute a "shower".
Additionally, and even worse... Stripper Stank. You know what it is. A mixture of cigarette smoke, Edit - VS , ones favorite cologne, and a slight hint of "vanilla" added for extra emphasis. This shit does not go away. Even the gas-station trick of dousing ones self in gasoline doesn't cover it up. When I am driving down 635 with my windows down, hoping to clear out the air and the dudes behind me honking wanting to give me a high five because he can smell it too?
Look, I know it is a very small percentage. But when I make an appointment with you, I take extra time to wash my ass really well. I try to get cleaned up again when I get there. I mow my lawn. For fucks sake, buy a bar of soap and wash your pussy, between your breasts, your neck....maybe even your whole body?
That would be awesome.