Top 10 words you shouldn't use in a provider ad

#10 - CLAP

http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...oni-25/5901941

Bwahahahahaaaa! To funny!

Did she say she was the gift that keeps on giving.

So I was in the CHat room and made that exact mistake lol..no good

At least she didn't say she was going to make it rain!!

"1000% real" What? You're going to multiply by ten when the going gets good? I can pop 2-3/hr but 1000%?!?! Impressive.

Gads! Poor lass. I'm sure she's quite brasses off that the phone isn't ringing.