Open post to the very sweet sounding Addison Nash
Dear Ms. Nash:
Your ad says you'll be in our town for 1 night only. Great! Which town is that?
We've never had the pleasure of meeting, and I must admit that I am intrigued. You certainly sound interesting, and I have no doubt that you are an amazing lady. Perhaps we can get together sometime. However, there's more than one town in Mississippi sweet lady (obviously).
I don't mean to sound rude, but how are us gents supposed to know where you're going to be? I've seen this issue with ads before, and it's just a bit frustrating is all. Sorry, but I simply couldn't keep it to myself. Had to say something this time. I know I probably sound like a smart aleck and a jackass, but I mean you no harm or disrespect. Promise. I'm actually a very nice guy (most of the time), and it's all intended to be fun and good-natured humor.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the link to the provider ad:
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...post1058197850
Sorry if this sounds like a rant, but I suppose it kinda is. No offense. Just a pet peeve. Good luck to you sweetheart! But please see if the mods might let you edit that ad to specify your location. Bound to help with biz. Please don't take my post the wrong way. Just trying to help (and be a little playful, too).