> A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
> Inside, he finds couple in bed.
> He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
> While tying the home owner's wife to the bed
> The convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
> Then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
> 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
> He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
> And hasn't seen a woman in years.
> I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
> Don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you.
> Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
> This guy is obviously very dangerous.
> If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
> Be strong, honey. I love you!'
>
> His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck.
> He was whispering in my ear.
> He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
> And asked if we had any Vaseline.
> I told him it was in the bathroom.
> Be strong honey. I love you too.'