1. Jesus
2. Gary Johnson
3. Rand Paul
4. William Weld
5. John Kasich
6. Lyin Ted Cruz
7. Little Marco Rubio
8. Jeb "Low Energy" Bush
9. Joe Biden, before he folded to the far left on the Hyde Amendment and carbon emissions
10. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton (tie)
11. Joe Biden, after he folded
12. Barrack Obama
13. Pete Buttigieg
14. Kamala Harris
15. Beto O'Rourke
16. Sistine Chapel
17. Satan
18. Bernie Sanders
19. Elizabeth Warren