I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's you're lucky night.' We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?
Damn Lonesome!!! You need to make like Paul Harvey now and tell "the rest of the story"!!!!
WOW
lol omfg i just spit pepsi all over my laptop!!
Practicing for the retirement home...if they can't walk you'll carry them
Ha! You had me for a minute. I was thinking you stumbled into a fun situation.
I don't get it. What is so funny? He is getting just what he was dreaming about. I waiting on the review myself.