2011's First Christmas Joke
Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peterat the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possesssomething that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'The cowboy from Texasfumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.He flicked it on. 'Itrepresents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said,'They're bells.'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The old Cajun crawfish farmer started searching desperately through hispockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just whatdo those symbolize?'
The Cajon replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
