Quotes & Signatures...Mostly Quotes.

I'd like to see some quotes...let's see what you've got. I'm providing a starting salvo with those below...some of my favorites.


There are 10 types of people in the world; those which understand binary, and those which don’t.
~Unknown.

When I’m good, I’m very good; when I’m bad, I’m better!
~Mae West

It is not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts.
~Adlai Stevenson

It is not length of life, but depth of life.
~Emerson Ralph Waldo

Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary...that’s what gets you.
~Jeremy Clarkson

Part of the loot went for gambling, part for horses and part for women. The rest I spent foolishly.
~Attributed to actor George Raft who made, and squandered, about $10 million in his movie career. [Yes, I realize someone on here has this in their signature; well played my friend!]

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds [women] and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
~Attributed to Irish soccer star George Best.

Pretty much all of the quotes at this page…
http://www.just-one-liners.com/ppl/george-carlin

Thomas Jefferson:
1782. (Notes on the State of Virginia) ``Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves, therefore, are its only safe depositories. And to render them safe, their minds must be improved to a certain degree.’’

1785 August 19. (to Peter Carr) ``An honest heart being the first blessing, a knowing head is the second.’’

1786 August 13. (to George Wythe) ``I think by far the most important bill in our whole code is that for the diffusion of knowledge among the people. No other sure foundation can be devised, for the preservation of freedom and happiness...Preach, my dear Sir, a crusade against ignorance; establish & improve the law for educating the common people. Let our countrymen know that the people alone can protect us against these evils [tyranny, oppression, etc.] and that the tax which will be paid for this purpose is not more than the thousandth part of what will be paid to kings, priests and nobles who will rise up among us if we leave the people in ignorance.’’

I have not failed; I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. – Thomas A. Edison

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding. – Albert Einstein

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. – Albert Einstein

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. – Albert Einstein

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. – Albert Einstein

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. – Albert Einstein

A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. – Albert Einstein


So, let's see them....
~Hal

"I want me some glory hole." Jerry Jones

Easy motherfucker. We are professionals here. TCGF

wait...where the heck is "open the pod bay door hal"???

wait...where the heck is "open the pod bay door hal"??? Originally Posted by fletch

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

~Hal

Forgive your enemies, but never forget there names. JFK

Nobody sees her anymore, she is too buzy. Y Berra

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

~Hal Originally Posted by Hal-10000

oh shit..."fletch"...lol

“A diamond is a chunk of coal that is made good under pressure.”

-Henry Kissinger

"Kick his ass Sea Bass"

"Sex isn't everything, it's the only thing."
-Uncle Caligula, 35 A.D.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Bill

People only have power over you if you give it to them.

You only live once, but if you do it right one is enough.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

And my Famous Quote Do you wanna fuck me.

Sorry Tara, you beat me too it !

Never take on 7 men when you are only packing a 6 shooter

And one more. Fuck me Harder.