Backpage BS - my list of BS and just outright dumbass ads!

Ok so I am bored this morning and thought I would revive my BP list of just outright absurd or BS ads on BP!. If you disagree - I frankly dont care! My thoughts are that if you are a provider and you are dumb enough to post these ads in the public domain then you have no right to bitch! By the way, have you all noticed that almost all the providers on BP now have "legal disclaimers" for their ads? Do they really think that will hold up in court? Can you see the argument - Provider: "Judge the gentleman was paying me for my time only"; Judge: "Well why then is your ad in the escort section and your pics have you spread eagle with your junk hanging out? Where you advertising your extensive skills in counseling?"


1. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...eak-25/4130246

This provider could use a lesson or two about proper spelling and the use of the English language. I do not think there is truth in advertising here as she proclaims to be beauty and "brains" which I find lacking in both areas. For example, she uses the phrase - "I'am"; "esape." However, if you want to experience her specialization in "Total skys the limit" or her "dominitrix" skills just call - by the way what is the "Total skys the limit" is that some new service?

What is it with all the providers not wanting to see black men these days? I don't think the reverend Jackson would appreciate all the providers who are discriminating against the African Americans.

2.http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...5ok-25/4180515

Mz.XcLuSiVe? Does this woman honestly think that a close up of her huge butt with tatoos all over it will entice someone to call her? - and some of the providers asked by the white guys avoid seeing black providers? Really - do we need to answer that question when you see this ad? - THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO ALL e.g. Garcelle and others etc. but this ad is the NORM of what is out there.

3. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...ies-25/4169015

Fake pics - at least for the white girl! DO they really think we fall for the BS?

4. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...had-21/4180258

Where do they come up with these names? - Why a car? come on really?

5. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...ght-22/3347802

Is she black or white? I dont know if this would be considered BS or simply a marketing scheme to outfox white guys into seeing what they think is a white girl.

6. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...ing-22/4180203

Ok why the pic with the phone on it? Come on really? She looks like she is thinking "do I stand this client up or do I ask him to make another call after the three I already made him do?"

7. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...age-29/3156512

This one posts all the time! 4-5 times per day! I dont know what business she gets as she has no reviews that I know of anywhere (maybe some old ones on previously on the other old board). But her pics need updating and I would suggest something a little more provocative than flip flops and jeans.

8. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...you-25/4147540

This one calls herself a "creature" - bad use of language. Since we cant see her face, who knows whether she is a creature or not.

9. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...fun-29/4132733

Iceez (icees) and Dymund (diamond) - what is this the new wonder twins? Who comes up with these names? Again, why do white guys think most black providers are thugs - the names speak for themselves!

Again another disclaimer! I would love to hear these girls try to use this in court! To watch that show would be priceless - especially the legal conclusion they draw to "entrapment"

***I OFFER NO ILLEGAL SERVICE ANY MONEY GIVEN TO ME IS FOR MY TIME AND COMPANIONSHIP BY CALLING ME YOU AGREE THAT YOU ARE NOT A COP OR WITH THE LAW ENFORCEMENT IF SO THAT IS ENTRAPMENT***

10. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...ody-28/4125111

Top and Bottom pics are not the provider - she is much larger than the pics. Why do this? Why mislead? Sucks when you open the door and are faced with saying "Sorry I dont want to do this?" funny thing is this one charges premium rates - which is a mystery in itself because she is BS and never reviewed!

11. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...rts-30/3944332

This ad is also misleading because the girl in the pic is NOT what you get. Also, her age listing is NOT accurate. If she is 30, then I am mother Theresa! Trust me on this one - save your cash. Better off rubbing one out than calling her!

12. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...als-21/4174146

What is with these pics? Is this Basic Instinct meets BP? By the way, the reason providers do this "Breonna Seven86-3One4-970Three" and not simply spell out their phone numbers is to avoid guys finding bad reviews or at least restrict it.

13. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...ial-21/4176278

Do you see the guy on tv in the pic? What is he looking at? Oh it must be Mz. Pretty!

14. http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...ive-26/4177575

This one uses pics so small - you have NO idea what you are getting. Obvious BS.

I needed a good laugh this morning after the gym...thanks for that, I couldnt agree with you more.

Cheers

I really enjoy this too for a good laugh. One thing, though, #11 is real though there is a reason she hides her face. I saw here a few years ago and the body is smoking, butter face.

(NOT!)

HH
P.S. It's good to be back and see some things are still the same.

lol well , I hate to admit it but in my spare time i sure bp to read the ads. I have seen some wild ones and some that catch my eye. I always wonder if the pimp is writing them .

I really enjoy this too for a good laugh. One thing, though, #11 is real though there is a reason she hides her face. I saw here a few years ago and the body is smoking, butter face. Originally Posted by here4now

I'm surprised that she is posting on backpage.

#14 B&S, much older than 26. I wrote a review on her. Walked out before it started.
#11 I kicked her out after I came back into my bedroom to discover her digging
through my night stand. Her excuse..."I was getting condoms." Body not so
smokin anymore.

#14 B&S, much older than 26. I wrote a review on her. Walked out before it started.
#11 I kicked her out after I came back into my bedroom to discover her digging
through my night stand. Her excuse..."I was getting condoms." Body not so
smokin anymore. Originally Posted by traumarush

whoa.. on #11, thats even more surprising...

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...ady-29/4028883

This is one of my all time favorites. What the hell is a therobread?

http://batonrouge.backpage.com/Femal...ics-25/4205438

SPECIALS N HOT PICS Big Booty Therobread Is Back N Still Servin Dat Good Good!! *HOT PICS* - 2



Come let me take u 2 excstacy without taking excstacy! I am d truth n nothing but d thruth! I offer satisfaction guranteed! U havent felt nothing till u felt me! Dont take my word 4 it come c 4 urself!!!!!

This is one of my all time favorites. What the hell is a therobread? Originally Posted by Stick1969

Just like a thoroughbred is a horse bred for racing, a therobread is a whore bred for fucking. They both like to be ridden hard and put up wet.

Sheesh Stick, don't you know anything?

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...you-23/4244340

What the hell does that headline even mean???

The city has lost some of it's luster as a hobby destination. Don't get me wrong, there are still some very lovely ladies in the area, but there is just plague of amateurs that have no idea what they are doing and really turn you off to the experience as a whole. I think I'm going to start a screening process prior to seeing girls, just to shake them up. Have 2 client reference, proof of pic authenticity, a list of do's and don'ts, and a spelling test. Then maybe we can do business.

LOL, This thread was long overdue. That was good LFG. the last photo in #3 ad is def from another website (http://realtalkny.uproxx.com/2008/06...ea-aka-diznee/).

I have to agree with everyone comments. I just hope their "fucking" is better than their "spelling"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbP3MxyTYxU