WHY I'M DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China.
I was so depressed last night thinking about my retirement, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, etc. that I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
Folks, we're screwed.
Not original, but pretty good.
- CuteOldGuy
- 07-30-2012, 11:10 PM
- UB9IB6
- 07-31-2012, 01:55 AM
WHY I'M DEPRESSEDDamn COG, that's funny.. Chortle.
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China.
I was so depressed last night thinking about my retirement, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, etc. that I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
Folks, we're screwed.
Not original, but pretty good. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
- Doove
- 07-31-2012, 04:07 AM
- WTF
- 07-31-2012, 05:09 AM
- i'va biggen
- 07-31-2012, 06:43 AM
Cause you are old??
- WTF
- 07-31-2012, 07:08 AM
Yea but he is cute...