Waco Kid's college football 2024 week 5

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Each week upcoming games can be discussed and predictions made, name-calling after victories and general all-around college football discussion! Each week will be closed out by the next Monday and a new thread opened for the current college football schedule for each week.

Rules -

"Rules?? We don't need no stinkin’ rules!”

Actually we do.

WKWCFR rule 1

"Lies, damn lies and statistics!"

British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli

If you quote a stat, record, 3rd down conversion rate, an all-time mark or the number of jock straps an 85-man team needs ...

Post it! If you can't post a link to it, it's bogus!
What's valid in the Internet age? Just about anything! Any of the major sports publications, local newspapers, any of the big networks and official school and NCAA sites just to cover the big ones.

WKWCFR rule 2

Predictions must be posted 1 day in advance! If you haven't read the sports page and figgured out who's going to win by the day before ya never will!

Must be time stamped before Midnight the day before game-day, for any weekly games Thur-Sun on the current weekly schedule.

So there you have it, pretty basic! You can post on general topics of your favorite teams regardless of that week's opponent. Just remember WKWCFR rule 1

the Bambino rule


feel free to post any college match ups of your favorite teams ranked or not. at any level of football. if you post it TWK will make a pick for the game.

https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/rankings/

1.Texas
1527-4-0 TEX 51 - @ULM 3


vs MSST
Sat, Sep 28, 3:15 PM CDT

2.Georgia
1482-3-0 UGA 13 - UK 12


@ ALA(4)
Sat, Sep 28, 6:30 PM CDT

3.Ohio State
1432-3-0 OSU 49 - @MRSH 14


@ MSU
Sat, Sep 28, 6:30 PM CDT

4.Alabama
1328-3-0 ALA 42 - WIS 10


vs UGA(2)
Sat, Sep 28, 6:30 PM CDT

5.Tennessee
1283

1
4-0 TENN 25 - OU 15


@ ARK
Sat, Oct 5, 12:00 PM CDT

6.Ole Miss
1269

1
4-0 MISS 52 - @GASO 13


vs UK
Sat, Sep 28, 11:00 AM CDT

7.Miami (FL)
1139

1
4-0 MIA 50 - S FLA 15


vs VT
Fri, Sep 27, 6:30 PM CDT

8.Oregon
1073

1
3-0 ORE 49 - ORST 14


@ UCLA
Sat, Sep 28, 10:00 PM CDT

9.Penn State
1051

1
3-0 PSU 56 - @KENT 0


vs ILL(19)
Sat, Sep 28, 6:30 PM CDT

10.Utah
1037

2
4-0 UTAH 22 - OKST 19


vs ARIZ
Sat, Sep 28, 9:15 PM CDT

11.Missouri
1009

4
4-0 MIZZ 30 - @VAN 27


@ TAMU(24)
Sat, Oct 5, 11:00 AM CDT

12.Michigan
805

6
3-1 MICH 27 - @USC 24


vs MINN
Sat, Sep 28, 11:00 AM CDT

13.USC
690

2
2-1 USC 24 - MICH 27


vs WIS
Sat, Sep 28, 2:30 PM CDT

14.LSU
637

2
3-1 LSU 34 - @UCLA 17


vs S ALA
Sat, Sep 28, 6:45 PM CDT

15.Louisville
553

4
3-0 LOU 31 - @GT 19


@ ND(16)
Sat, Sep 28, 2:30 PM CDT

16.Notre Dame
546

1
3-1 ND 28 - @M-OH 3


vs LOU(15)
Sat, Sep 28, 2:30 PM CDT

17.Clemson
540

4
2-1 CLEM 59 - @NCST 35


vs STAN
Sat, Sep 28, 6:00 PM CDT

18.Iowa State
530

2
3-0 ISU 52 - @ARST 7


@ HOU
Sat, Sep 28, 6:00 PM CDT

19.Illinois
458

5
4-0 ILL 31 - NEB 24


@ PSU(9)
Sat, Sep 28, 6:30 PM CDT

20.Oklahoma State
388

6
3-1 OKST 19 - @UTAH 22


@ KSU(23)
Sat, Sep 28, 11:00 AM CDT

21.Oklahoma
375

6
3-1 OU 15 - @TENN 25


@ AUB
Sat, Sep 28, 2:30 PM CDT

22.BYU
327-4-0 BYU 38 - @KSU 9


@ BAY
Sat, Sep 28, 11:00 AM CDT

23.Kansas State
168

10
3-1 KSU 9 - BYU 38


vs OKST(20)
Sat, Sep 28, 11:00 AM CDT

24.Texas A&M
77

1
3-1 TAMU 26 - @BGSU 20


vs ARK
Sat, Sep 28, 2:30 PM CDT

25.Boise State
69-2-1 BSU 56 - @PRST 14


vs WSU
Sat, Sep 28, 9:00 PM CDT
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Fri, 9/27, 6:30 PM CDT


  • Virginia Tech
    Hokies

    2-2

  • (7) Miami (FL)
    Hurricanes

    4-0

Odds: MIA-19.5
O/U54.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Miami Convicts
don't get Hokie'd at home Convicts!!
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT


  • (20) Oklahoma State
    Cowboys

    3-1

  • (23) Kansas State
    Wildcats

    3-1

Odds: KSU-4.5
O/U55.5

TV: ESPN

Winner: K State
both teams lost last week. which one wins this week?
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Minnesota
    Golden Gophers

    2-2

  • (12) Michigan
    Wolverines

    3-1

Odds: MICH-9.5
O/U35.5

TV: FOX

WINNER: Michigan
Michigan's offense sucks. but the gophertards are worse. UM wins in the Big House
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Kentucky
    Wildcats

    2-2

  • (6) Ole Miss
    Rebels

    4-0

Odds: MISS-17.5
O/U52.5

TV: ABC
WINNER: Lane KiffyTard
sorry my Kats. not enough mojo for Lane in his house
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT


  • (22) BYU
    Cougars

    4-0

  • Baylor
    Bears

    2-2

Odds: BAY-3.5
O/U45.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: BYU
Aranda is sinking at Baylor. BYU is looking like a contender in the Big12
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT


  • Wisconsin
    Badgers

    2-1

  • (13) USC
    Trojans

    2-1

Odds: USC-15.5
O/U51.5

TV: CBS

WINNER: USC
Whisky lost their QB last week. big edge to RileyTard and the condomheads
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT


  • (21) Oklahoma
    Sooners

    3-1

  • Auburn
    Tigers

    2-2

Odds: OU-2.5
O/U45.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: ZerOU
ZerOU finds a way to rebound from the other UT game.
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT


  • Arkansas
    Razorbacks

    3-1

  • (24) Texas A&M
    Aggies

    3-1

Odds: TAMU-4
O/U52.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: ArkySaw Piggies
Bobbo Petrino smokes ElkoTard in his house BAHHAAAA
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT


  • (15) Louisville
    Cardinals

    3-0

  • (16) Notre Dame
    Fighting Irish

    3-1

Odds: ND-6.5
O/U45.5

TV: PEAC

WINNER: Cards
going all in with my alma mater to kick the neutered dame's ass!!!
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Sat, 9/28, 3:15 PM CDT


  • Mississippi State
    Bulldogs

    1-3

  • (1) Texas
    Longhorns

    4-0

Odds: TEX-38.5
O/U62.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: Texas
no way in this reality Texas loses their SEC opener HOOK'EM HORNS!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:00 PM CDT


  • Stanford
    Cardinal

    2-1

  • (17) Clemson
    Tigers

    2-1

Odds: CLEM-21.5
O/U57.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Dabo Tigers
Clemson begins to look like .. Clemson. Howard's Rock!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:00 PM CDT


  • (18) Iowa State
    Cyclones

    3-0

  • Houston
    Cougars

    1-3

Odds: ISU-14
O/U43

TV: FS1

WINNER: Iowa State
as long as Tilman Fertitta picks UH's coach's .. they SUCK! BAHHAA
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT


  • (3) Ohio State
    Buckeyes

    3-0

  • Michigan State
    Spartans

    3-1

Odds: OSU-23.5
O/U48.5

TV: PEAC

WINNER: BuckTards
beware BuckTards the UPSET trap game. i warned you. don't fuck up!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT


  • (19) Illinois
    Fighting Illini

    4-0

  • (9) Penn State
    Nittany Lions

    3-0

Odds: PSU-17.5
O/U47.5

TV: NBC

WINNER: JoePa Lions
it's time for Bret Buttplug to be eaten by the JoePa Lions
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT


  • (2) Georgia
    Bulldogs

    3-0

  • (4) Alabama
    Crimson Tide

    3-0

Odds: UGA-1.5
O/U48.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: BAMA
this is the BIG ONE! best ranked matchup to date. BAMA channels Saban
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Sat, 9/28, 6:45 PM CDT


  • South Alabama
    Jaguars

    2-2

  • (14) LSU
    Tigers

    3-1

Odds: LSU-22.5
O/U65.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: LSU
scrimmage
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Sat, 9/28, 9:00 PM CDT


  • Washington State
    Cougars

    4-0

  • (25) Boise State
    Broncos

    2-1

Odds: BSU-7.5
O/U63.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: Smurfs
going all in with smurfs and their blue turf
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Sat, 9/28, 9:15 PM CDT


  • Arizona
    Wildcats

    2-1

  • (10) Utah
    Utes

    4-0

Odds: UTAH-11.5
O/U47.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Utah
Utes found a way to beat the Pokes without Rising. can they do it again?
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Sat, 9/28, 10:00 PM CDT


  • (8) Oregon
    Ducks

    3-0

  • UCLA
    Bruins

    1-2

Odds: ORE-25.5
O/U55.5

TV: FOX

WINNER: Rubber Duckies
this is the Nike Duck's game to lose
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the ending of the Miami VA Tech game .. initially a VA Tech TD to win but overturned



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-q6fWfaZ50


Final





  • Virginia Tech
    Hokies

    34

  • (7) Miami (FL)
    Hurricanes

    38
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Fri, 9/27, 6:30 PM CDT


  • Virginia Tech
    Hokies

    2-2

  • (7) Miami (FL)
    Hurricanes

    4-0

Odds: MIA-19.5
O/U54.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Miami Convicts
don't get Hokie'd at home Convicts!!
Final


  • Virginia Tech
    Hokies

    34

  • (7) Miami (FL)
    Hurricanes

    38
controversial ending here. see above but the game is in books Convicts Win
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT


  • (20) Oklahoma State
    Cowboys

    3-1

  • (23) Kansas State
    Wildcats

    3-1

Odds: KSU-4.5
O/U55.5

TV: ESPN

Winner: K State
both teams lost last week. which one wins this week?
Final


  • (20) Oklahoma State
    Cowboys

    20

  • (23) Kansas State
    Wildcats

    42
told ya. K State smokes the cowpokes
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Minnesota
    Golden Gophers

    2-2

  • (12) Michigan
    Wolverines

    3-1

Odds: MICH-9.5
O/U35.5

TV: FOX

WINNER: Michigan
Michigan's offense sucks. but the gophertards are worse. UM wins in the Big House
Final


  • Minnesota
    Golden Gophers

    24

  • (12) Michigan
    Wolverines

    27
UM did everything they could to lose this game but still win.
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Kentucky
    Wildcats

    2-2

  • (6) Ole Miss
    Rebels

    4-0

Odds: MISS-17.5
O/U52.5

TV: ABC
WINNER: Lane KiffyTard
sorry my Kats. not enough mojo for Lane in his house
Final


  • Kentucky
    Wildcats

    20

  • (6) Ole Miss
    Rebels

    17
Wide Left Lane! lol didn't think my Kats had it in them. they DID!!
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT


  • (22) BYU
    Cougars

    4-0

  • Baylor
    Bears

    2-2

Odds: BAY-3.5
O/U45.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: BYU
Aranda is sinking at Baylor. BYU is looking like a contender in the Big12
Final


  • (22) BYU
    Cougars

    34

  • Baylor
    Bears

    28
BYU gets a tough test on the road. they won. move on BYU
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT


  • Wisconsin
    Badgers

    2-1

  • (13) USC
    Trojans

    2-1

Odds: USC-15.5
O/U51.5

TV: CBS

WINNER: USC
Whisky lost their QB last week. big edge to RileyTard and the condomheads
Final


  • Wisconsin
    Badgers

    21

  • (13) USC
    Trojans

    38
Whisky beat USC for 30 minutes. problem is .. the game is 60 minutes. USC pulled away
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT


  • (21) Oklahoma
    Sooners

    3-1

  • Auburn
    Tigers

    2-2

Odds: OU-2.5
O/U45.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: ZerOU
ZerOU finds a way to rebound from the other UT game.
Final


  • (21) Oklahoma
    Sooners

    27

  • Auburn
    Tigers

    21
ZerOU limps out of Auburn with a weak win. their day comes sooner than later LOL
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT


  • Arkansas
    Razorbacks

    3-1

  • (24) Texas A&M
    Aggies

    3-1

Odds: TAMU-4
O/U52.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: ArkySaw Piggies
Bobbo Petrino smokes ElkoTard in his house BAHHAAAA
Final


  • Arkansas
    Razorbacks

    17

  • (24) Texas A&M
    Aggies

    21
Final


  • Arkansas
    Razorbacks

    17

  • (24) Texas A&M
    Aggies
BAH. AggyFaggy survives the feral PiggyTard's attack
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT


  • (15) Louisville
    Cardinals

    3-0

  • (16) Notre Dame
    Fighting Irish

    3-1

Odds: ND-6.5
O/U45.5

TV: PEAC

WINNER: Cards
going all in with my alma mater to kick the neutered dame's ass!!!
Final


  • (15) Louisville
    Cardinals

    24

  • (16) Notre Dame
    Fighting Irish

    31
really wanted the alma mater to beat these bums. their day will come
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Sat, 9/28, 3:15 PM CDT


  • Mississippi State
    Bulldogs

    1-3

  • (1) Texas
    Longhorns

    4-0

Odds: TEX-38.5
O/U62.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: Texas
no way in this reality Texas loses their SEC opener HOOK'EM HORNS!
Final


  • Mississippi State
    Bulldogs

    13

  • (1) Texas
    Longhorns

    35
we pulled away after a slow start .. WE ARE NUMBER 1 HOOK'EM HORNS!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:00 PM CDT


  • Stanford
    Cardinal

    2-1

  • (17) Clemson
    Tigers

    2-1

Odds: CLEM-21.5
O/U57.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Dabo Tigers
Clemson begins to look like .. Clemson. Howard's Rock!
Final


  • Stanford
    Cardinal

    14

  • (17) Clemson
    Tigers

    40
Told Ya. Clemson is still Clemson. ACC title contender again
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Sat, 9/28, 6:00 PM CDT


  • (18) Iowa State
    Cyclones

    3-0

  • Houston
    Cougars

    1-3

Odds: ISU-14
O/U43

TV: FS1

WINNER: Iowa State
as long as Tilman Fertitta picks UH's coach's .. they SUCK! BAHHAA
Final


  • (18) Iowa State
    Cyclones

    20

  • Houston
    Cougars

    0
BAHAHHAA so who is FertittaTARD gonna hire to lose at UH next? lol
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT


  • (3) Ohio State
    Buckeyes

    3-0

  • Michigan State
    Spartans

    3-1

Odds: OSU-23.5
O/U48.5

TV: PEAC

WINNER: BuckTards
beware BuckTards the UPSET trap game. i warned you. don't fuck up!
Final


  • (3) Ohio State
    Buckeyes

    38

  • Michigan State
    Spartans

    7
well done BuckyTards! you bitch slap Sparty's "upset" bid in their house
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT


  • (19) Illinois
    Fighting Illini

    4-0

  • (9) Penn State
    Nittany Lions

    3-0

Odds: PSU-17.5
O/U47.5

TV: NBC

WINNER: JoePa Lions
it's time for Bret Buttplug to be eaten by the JoePa Lions
Final


  • (19) Illinois
    Fighting Illini

    7

  • (9) Penn State
    Nittany Lions

    21
Bret Buttplug goes down in JoePa's house BAHHAA
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT


  • (2) Georgia
    Bulldogs

    3-0

  • (4) Alabama
    Crimson Tide

    3-0

Odds: UGA-1.5
O/U48.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: BAMA
this is the BIG ONE! best ranked matchup to date. BAMA channels Saban
Final


  • (2) Georgia
    Bulldogs

    34

  • (4) Alabama
    Crimson Tide

    41
WHAT A GAME! TOLD YA! BAMA IS STILL .. BAMA!!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:45 PM CDT


  • South Alabama
    Jaguars

    2-2

  • (14) LSU
    Tigers

    3-1

Odds: LSU-22.5
O/U65.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: LSU
scrimmage
Final


  • South Alabama
    Jaguars

    10

  • (14) LSU
    Tigers

    42
scrimmage
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Sat, 9/28, 9:00 PM CDT


  • Washington State
    Cougars

    4-0

  • (25) Boise State
    Broncos

    2-1

Odds: BSU-7.5
O/U63.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: Smurfs
going all in with smurfs and their blue turf
Final


  • Washington State
    Cougars

    24

  • (25) Boise State
    Broncos

    45
Told YA. Smurfies roll over WSU
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Sat, 9/28, 9:15 PM CDT


  • Arizona
    Wildcats

    2-1

  • (10) Utah
    Utes

    4-0

Odds: UTAH-11.5
O/U47.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Utah
Utes found a way to beat the Pokes without Rising. can they do it again?
Final


  • Arizona
    Wildcats

    23

  • (10) Utah
    Utes

    10
i really hoped the Utes could pull this out at home but they just aren't the same without Rising
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Sat, 9/28, 10:00 PM CDT


  • (8) Oregon
    Ducks

    3-0

  • UCLA
    Bruins

    1-2

Odds: ORE-25.5
O/U55.5

TV: FOX

WINNER: Rubber Duckies
this is the Nike Duck's game to lose
Final


  • (8) Oregon
    Ducks

    34

  • UCLA
    Bruins

    13
about right for the NIKE Rubber Duckies
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