Sammich

Do women know how to make Sammiches anymore? Bring them to they man with a smile and a what else can I do for you attitude?
What? Gluten free?? Wtf!!!¡!
A gluten sounds like something you need! Leave that in there!
AND just bring the sammich on a paper towel!! No need doing Xtra dishes babe. I'm looking out fer ya. No paper plate that's waste. And no don't wrap my sammich like it's a newborn. Just make it and bring it forth with.
The art of sammich making is over apparently.

Then after a fine sammich comes the 3 staples of life.
IN ORDER
COLD DR PEPPER
Individually wrapped fried fruit pie
Then dessert.
A pinch of snuff!

Yes, she does.
Delivered with Cherry Coke and Apple Pie (with the sugar crumble stuff on top).

Back to creating a sammich...
Not making, creating....
Of course the meat. But which?
Moo? Baa? Deer? I have a 2nd fridge/freezer.
Toppings of course, splashes of this or that, pieces of various veggies or fruit.

Always with a smile. I wonder what she wants.

Disclaimer, sometimes she delivers whiskey instead of soda. With that, I know what she wants.

Ecg passes the test.

But honestly. I've had woman's that fucked up a pb and j.
And don't get me started on womans going to the store and bringing back the wrong kinda snuff!

And womens listen up.
Miracle whip is mayo. Salad dressing technicality bs. Mayo used generically means miracle whip kraft hellmans etc.. it belongs in fridge also. Dag Gummit
And no pickles. I don't like pickles

winn, winn, winn,

Can't make deviled eggs without pickle relish.
ECG makes Cajun Deviled Eggs.
Sprinkled Cajun spice and cooked shrimp as the topping.

Gotta have a beer on standby though.
Thus, perfect for football season game watching

Deviled eggs makes the room smell like Sulphur.

It's hard to fuck up a chop beef/pork sammich. But dang it I've seen it done.

Thank you ole mighty Tebo for Subway.

Thank you ole mighty Tebo for Subway. Originally Posted by R.M.

Hey! It better be a damn good sammich to invoke the baby Tebow name!
Daggum subway ain't got chicken salad sammiches no more. Does west texas have any good chicken salad sammiche places

Hey! It better be a damn good sammich to invoke the baby Tebow name!
Daggum subway ain't got chicken salad sammiches no more. Does west texas have any good chicken salad sammiche places Originally Posted by winn dixie

What are your thoughts on pineapple in chicken salad?
I kinda dig it more than cranberries.

What are your thoughts on pineapple in chicken salad?
I kinda dig it more than cranberries. Originally Posted by R.M.

I respect all opinions on chicken salad sammiches. Being a half ass connoisseur on chick salad sammiches I don't care for fruits or nuts in it. Especially grapes. I do like it to be sweet. But not from fruit

Anyone know if sexy sammy can make a good chicken salad sammich? This info should be listed on every ladies social platforms. Mm n please.

Would winn like ECG's recipe? It's a cajun version.
Btw, she laughs at me when I blame her for my grocery bill being higher than it used to be.