You Know You're Seeing The Wrong Girl If......

Subjective and objective opinions both are welcome, so in your opinion

You know you're seeing the wrong girl if......

You are afraid to give her the donation at the start of the session
because she might make a run for the door.

She has had about three or four no reviews in a row and you, like so
many other lottery dreamers, are hoping to be the big winning number five.

There is haz-mat tape cording off part of the hallway at her incall location.

The part of town where she has her incall is a DMZ.

Her driver brings her lunch up in the middle of your session.

Ok, feel free to add to the list.

You get Tineye hits from more than 100 cities and think you've found a great traveling provider that looks exactly like your favorite (check one): �[ ] actress, [ ] model, [ ] porn star.

...if her muscles are bigger than yours(I know some guys like lady bodybuilders but not me)

You fail to do due diligence and find that, inside those silk panties, she has more equipment than you do. And hers works better.

(true story; fortunately not mine)

...if her muscles are bigger than yours(I know some guys like lady bodybuilders but not me) Originally Posted by General Feuerbacher

Have you ever tried Angel Therapist?

You know you are seeing the wrong girl ...if her dick is bigger than yours ...

You know you are seeing the wrong girl ...if her dick is bigger than yours ...That's the part just north of her taint. Originally Posted by pyramider

You left something out pyramider.

....if she takes her undies off and the smell of death is all around u.

And No LickHer,how big are her muscles?LOL

When her voice is deeper than yours ...

Her mustache looks better than yours. (it tickles your balls, just right)

When she opens the door and it's one of the girls who works for you at the office.

You lusted over her ass in photos fantasies of nailing it, licking it and lavishing it with attention.... you get to the incall, get all hot and bothered making out and go to pull her panties down and see a skid mark.

When she opens the door and it's one of the girls who works for you at the office. Originally Posted by Little Caesar

Or even worse, you work for HER!!! Who does the review?

How about, you find out you know her sister because you're married to her.