What the hell does this mean

I may very well be dense but I have no idea what this ad means and for some reason this bugs me. Can anyone fill me in?

http://kc.backpage.com/therapeuticmassage/would-like-to-trade/40117252

Sounds like an illegal substance request

Looking for party supplies and mentions teen.
Stay far far away.
Edit add: sd won the quick post.

Ice cream is street lingo for unmentionable items on this forum.

I've seen references to "ice skating", too.... I'm too fuckin' old for all this street lingo.

also. put the www into your links
http://www.kc.backpage.com/therapeut...trade/40117252

Ice Cream Party
A woman will drive around town in a windowless van labeled "ice cream party". Men can flag down the driver and she will pull over and let him in through the back doors. She will continue to drive around until she has collected a total of six men. At this point, the van will be parked and all men will remove their clothing. The driver will select one of the men to enter their penis into her vagina, another into her mouth, one will be allowed entry into her anus and two will receive hand jobs. The last remaining man who was not selected for an activity will be placed on and secured to a chair. When each of the men reach the ejaculation stage, they will unload on the man strapped to the chair. When all men are finished, the will don their clothing and get dropped off where they were picked up. The man in the chair is the last to get dropped off.
I attended an ice cream party and all I got was a lousy hand job.

Ice Cream Party
A woman will drive around town in a windowless van labeled "ice cream party". Men can flag down the driver and she will pull over and let him in through the back doors. She will continue to drive around until she has collected a total of six men. At this point, the van will be parked and all men will remove their clothing. The driver will select one of the men to enter their penis into her vagina, another into her mouth, one will be allowed entry into her anus and two will receive hand jobs. The last remaining man who was not selected for an activity will be placed on and secured to a chair. When each of the men reach the ejaculation stage, they will unload on the man strapped to the chair. When all men are finished, the will don their clothing and get dropped off where they were picked up. The man in the chair is the last to get dropped off.
I attended an ice cream party and all I got was a lousy hand job. Originally Posted by royamcr

I take it youve been in the chair before?

And, no, she’s not a cop....smh....

Where’s the sarcasm font?

Wait... I've seen this movie- they all join a fraternity and hijinks ensue:

That ad is already gone..On the other hand, there was this on the same page.

http://kc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMa...karma/37397492

God damn that looks tasty... if it were real pics. One can only dream.