1646 Days without a drink!
Way to go Ted Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!
- TheDaliLama
- 02-26-2014, 09:05 PM
1646 Days without a drink!
Way to go Ted Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!
- CuteOldGuy
- 02-26-2014, 10:10 PM
That is so wrong on so many levels . . . But too funny!
- Jewish Lawyer
- 02-26-2014, 10:19 PM
He hasn't killed anyone in a long time, either...
- Chica Chaser
- 02-27-2014, 12:41 AM
Hahahahaha!!
- Seedy
- 02-27-2014, 05:32 AM
Fuck him, he was a fucking scumbag.
- gnadfly
- 02-27-2014, 07:23 AM
You're going to have to pry that Chardonnay from bigkotex's cold dead fingers.
- nevergaveitathought
- 02-27-2014, 07:29 AM
well over 16,000 days since Mary Jo had a drink
- Whirlaway
- 02-27-2014, 07:47 AM
Ted Kennedy, a drunk sexual predator who was a sleazeball politician....RIP.
It has often been written that Mary Jo Kopechne "drowned." She didn't. The cause of death was asphyxiation -- there was an air pocket inside the overturned car, and Mary Jo lived long enough to breathe the last remaining oxygen in that air pocket. And while Mary Jo was breathing her last . . . what did Ted Kennedy do?
Walked away, returned to his hotel room, got some sleep, sobered up, and concocted his story.
His body should be dug up from Arlington National Cemetery and dumped on the stairs of the Capitol in Boston.
It has often been written that Mary Jo Kopechne "drowned." She didn't. The cause of death was asphyxiation -- there was an air pocket inside the overturned car, and Mary Jo lived long enough to breathe the last remaining oxygen in that air pocket. And while Mary Jo was breathing her last . . . what did Ted Kennedy do?
Walked away, returned to his hotel room, got some sleep, sobered up, and concocted his story.
His body should be dug up from Arlington National Cemetery and dumped on the stairs of the Capitol in Boston.
- Texas Contrarian
- 02-27-2014, 08:22 AM
The late Teddy obviously suffered from a lack of judgment in a number of areas.
A very poor car buying decision, for instance:
A very poor car buying decision, for instance:
- i'va biggen
- 02-27-2014, 10:36 AM
Another circle jerk on eccie.
- Jackie S
- 02-27-2014, 11:34 AM
"The Hero of Chappaquiddick"........He saved the life of a US Senator.
- CJ7
- 02-27-2014, 11:58 AM
- JD Barleycorn
- 02-27-2014, 01:05 PM
Ted Kennedy, a drunk sexual predator who was a sleazeball politician....RIP.You forgot to mention that he got a shower, combed his hair, sobered up, and changed his clothes before going into town to report the murder.
It has often been written that Mary Jo Kopechne "drowned." She didn't. The cause of death was asphyxiation -- there was an air pocket inside the overturned car, and Mary Jo lived long enough to breathe the last remaining oxygen in that air pocket. And while Mary Jo was breathing her last . . . what did Ted Kennedy do?
Walked away, returned to his hotel room, got some sleep, sobered up, and concocted his story.
His body should be dug up from Arlington National Cemetery and dumped on the stairs of the Capitol in Boston. Originally Posted by Whirlaway
Heads cut off on this version but this was Ted Kennedy the morning after walking in to report the accident. This is after, according to him, he was in the water, made several efforts to rescue Mary Jo, and spent the night wandering around in a daze that he had just recovered from. Cleans up pretty good does he? Didn't even have time to get his neck brace on.
- TheDaliLama
- 02-27-2014, 01:07 PM
Cremation was out of the question.
With all that alcohol he would have burned for days.
Just like one of those sterno logs.
With all that alcohol he would have burned for days.
Just like one of those sterno logs.