............. Smell Me ...........

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I saw this on the news and I started laughing. Maybe it works, Maybe it doesn't. The things people come up with make me laugh !!

A new scent claims to accurately capture the “the vaginal scent of a beautiful woman.”
Vulva Original bills itself not as a perfume, but an erotic feminine scent designed to offer pleasure and arousal by smelling it.
It is not clear what compromises the concoction but it is advertised as being a “slightly yellow, desirable substance” that contains “more organic content.”
Users are urged to apply it to certain areas of the body via a roll-on applicator.
The product, apparently available only online via its official Web site, sells for about $33.

The site is peppered with provocative photos and opens with a video depicting a woman working out on a stationary exercise bike.

http://www.smellmeand.com


What do you ladies and gents think of this? I don't see how it would smell amazing but the thought of this makes me laugh!
Is... is it pee-pee?
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Is... is it pee-pee? Originally Posted by enderwiggin
LOL!!!!! Who the hell knows!!!! I would never buy this stuff, its quite funny sounding though!
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I wonder if R Kelly owns the company. Is it eau de toilette or from the toilet?
Some of the "scents" from beautiful women I have been with have been very good....and some very bad. Maybe this one is in the middle...I'll have to pass
Ladies, My own recipe for my ots of friends in the past was, Blue coast soap and vinegar insert made the sweet taste of watermelon while dining. Now you can just buy watermelon/cucumer wash...best taste..fruity and fresh
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.... boo yah...
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its kind of like when You go to buy tampons in a store Your unfamiliar with and You start looking around in that section. i was amazed to find scented vaginal suppositories, omg.
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Whenever I want that "fragrance", I DATY. Much more fun. I also think the real thing makes an excellent applicator. For the lady, of course, I can dip my wick, then apply it anywhere the lady would like to have it.

Maybe I should advertise my "applicator" designed for the ladies. lol
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I saw this on the news and I started laughing. Maybe it works, Maybe it doesn't. The things people come up with make me laugh !!


It is not clear what compromises the concoction but it is advertised as being a “slightly yellow, desirable substance” that contains “more organic content.”Users are urged to apply it to certain areas of the body via a roll-on applicator.


What do you ladies and gents think of this? I don't see how it would smell amazing but the thought of this makes me laugh! Originally Posted by Kristin Keys
I saw this too a little while back. It reminded me about the time I took my ride to The Wash Tub. (I was being lazy and wanted someone else to clean it). Anyway, the guy asked me what flavor air freshener I wanted..and I replied, "Do y'all have any Used Car Smell" the guy just stopped writing and gave me the funniest look. I tried to keep a straight face but his WTF look ruined it and I burst out laughing.

Anyway, it *does* make you wonder how and where they get this potion. Maybe they have a group of ladies and they're set up like a dairy farm..? Heh.
If so, what if one of the "suppliers" has a 'not-so-fresh-day??

Maybe they just have a crack team of scientists...?



Do you dab it on your inner wrists and behind your ears like cologne or do you just put it under your nose and on your fingers?

This is too funny though.

Personally, I'd prefer to get mine straight from the tap. It's funner that way.




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I saw this too a little while back. It reminded me about the time I took my ride to The Wash Tub. (I was being lazy and wanted someone else to clean it). Anyway, the guy asked me what flavor air freshener I wanted..and I replied, "Do y'all have any Used Car Smell" the guy just stopped writing and gave me the funniest look. I tried to keep a straight face but his WTF look ruined it and I burst out laughing.

Anyway, it *does* make you wonder how and where they get this potion. Maybe they have a group of ladies and they're set up like a dairy farm..? Heh.
If so, what if one of the "suppliers" has a 'not-so-fresh-day??

Maybe they just have a crack team of scientists...?



Do you dab it on your inner wrists and behind your ears like cologne or do you just put it under your nose and on your fingers?

This is too funny though.

Personally, I'd prefer to get mine straight from the tap. It's funner that way.



Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

I agree Nothing better than the Natural source!
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Anyway, it *does* make you wonder how and where they get this potion. Maybe they have a group of ladies and they're set up like a dairy farm..? Heh.
If so, what if one of the "suppliers" has a 'not-so-fresh-day??

Maybe they just have a crack team of scientists...?





Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mf_ laughbounce3:
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I wonder if R Kelly owns the company. Is it eau de toilette or from the toilet? Originally Posted by mojojo213

Buy it on ebanned?
notanewbie's Avatar
ebanned, I thought i was the only sicko that went on there.
Mojojo's Avatar
I still think R Kelly has something to do with it!