Whats going on you degenerates. I almost caved today and picked up the phone to call for something soft that smells good but my cheapness got the best of me. In order to keep my mind off of such things I ended up spending way too much time researching the origins of the word "orifice" I forgot to write anything down so it was all for nothing.
I appreciate the opportunity to live through your escapades. Keep it up...keeps me young.
Don't forget to vote while you can and its still legal to do so.